The Capitals' first-ever Stanley Cup came with boobs, booze, F-bombs and even a baby for captain Alex Ovechkin ... and on Monday night -- it came with a boat-load of diamonds too!!! Ovi, T.J. Oshie and the rest of the squad picked up their championship rings -- and yeah, they're icy. The team says…

It's incredible Brooks Orpik was able to hold the Stanley Cup ... let alone play hockey -- 'cause the Washington Capitals defenseman straight-up said his finger FELL OFF during the Cup Finals!! The Caps star told reporters this week that, after getting slashed at the end of Game 2 against the Las…