Jim Rome

Kevin Hart Fun Fact: He refers to his penis as a "weapon." Kevin Hart Funner Fact: He guarantees that if he three-peats as MVP of the NBA Celebrity Game at All-Star weekend, he's gonna pull out said "weapon" and walk off the court NAKED. The "Ride Along" star made the promise on tonight's episode…

Put your hands on Kobe Bryant ... he's gonna put a beatdown on you -- even if you're his coach. During an interview with Jim Rome ... Kobe reacted to the infamous video of now-fired Rutgers coach Mike Rice getting physical with his players, saying if he was on that team ... "I woulda smacked the…