Joseph Fauria

DON'T TRY TO CATCH A FALLING KITCHEN KNIFE ... or you could slice your tendon open like ex-Detroit Lions tight end Joe Fauria. You remember Fauria ... he blew up a few years ago over his awesome TD dances (including the legendary 'NSYNC "Bye Bye Bye" celebration). But he wasn't dancing yesterday…

Detroit Lions TE Joseph Fauria can say bye, bye, bye to his old touchdown dances ... 'cause he's got a brand new set of moves now -- courtesy of former 'N SYNC member Lance Bass. Fauria -- who famously busted out all sorts of boy-bandish style celebrations during his rookie season -- was set to…