Mehki Phifer

Someone call a doctor ... because former "ER" star Mekhi Phifer is broke as hell. Phifer filed for full blown bankruptcy late last month, claiming roughly $67,000 in assets ... as he drowns in debt totaling around $1.3 Mil. Maybe he should have seen it coming. Phifer says in his legal docs --…

Mehki Phifer has no interest in genetically-altered glow-in-the-dark dogs (seriously, that's a real thing) -- but maybe he doesn't realize how USEFUL they are! Allow us to 'splain! Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!