Brandon, Putz of the Year

Someone made a comment on the TMZ message board that says it best -- Brandon Davis is a waste of human skin.

The grandson of late billionaire media mogul Marvin Davis went off on Lindsay Lohan in the most vulgar way, with his equal Paris Hilton by his side.



TMZ's crack photographer Josh Levine caught it all -- the sexual and hygienic insults, the racist remarks against Lindsay's ex-boyfriend and Paris thought it was so funny she called her friends so they could hear.

Let me tell you something about this guy.  Last January I was flying home from Hawaii and had the displeasure of sitting next to him.  He bragged -- yes, he was proud of this -- that he lived in Santa Monica, California but had his license suspended because of "a few" DUI's so he stays at the swanky Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills and drops 20 grand a month.

He also boasted that he won more than half a mil during his trip by locking himself in his room at the Four Seasons in Maui and sports betting.

And here's the best.  Davis was in a window seat on my right.  In the aisle on the row to my left -- Jennifer Love Hewitt.  They started talking (across me) and two more vapid people, I have rarely heard.

Jennifer:  You got any hobbies?

Brandon: Not really, you?

Jennifer:  I love to cook.

Brandon:  What do you like to cook?

Jennifer: Chocolate chip cookies and stuff like that.  So do you like going out to clubs a lot?

Brandon:  Nah, I've had it with that (he's such a liar).  Those people are really empty (seriously, he said that).

Then they made a bowling date and exchanged numbers.  Sorry guys, she really did.

 

Reader Comments

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1. Brandon is more than just a putz of the year. He is the ass of the year and needs to wipe off all that damn sweat off of his head too!! Like who cares about how rich he is money doesn't buy true happiness and he must be a very sad person!!

Posted at 6:19PM on Jun 9th 2006 by somelikeithot

2. You know, it really makes me sick when someone that awful has all of that money. There are children starving to death out there, and this guy is living it up. Oh yeah, and it would be entirely possible for Lohan to take this guy to court for slander. He was caught on camera saying that stuff, and it was certainly done with malicious intent. Poor girl looks unhappy enough already. Sue his butt Lindsay!

Posted at 4:10AM on Jun 10th 2006 by Robin

3. I never heard of this person before I caught his ugly triade on film and it was another perfect example of money doesn't equal class or brains...what an utter embarrassment to his family he must be but the truth is this human being is so twisted he will never know true happiness or love as that can not be bought with money....go about your jet-settting ways Brandon-the-pig and know we happy simple know tha you will always end up alone and unhappyy when the partying ends and you're home in your big empty house crying into the mirror that no one loves you ...........ps you're a obese sweating pig too try exercsing something besides your drinking arm

Posted at 9:54AM on Jun 10th 2006 by bonzo

4. UGHHHH, I could never understand the audacity of SOME people. Brandon Davis is SOOOOO damned UGLY and repulsive to me that I would not even look at the guy--and I don't care how much money his grandpa has GIVEN him. He just looks so unkempt, lazy, and uninspired that I would have absolutely no interest in ever knowing the guy. YUK! LOL!

Posted at 11:29AM on Jun 10th 2006 by Mike

5. Gee Brandon, looks like you've chunked up abit since Mischa dumped your ass. Looks like it wont be long till your as morbidly obese as your brother. Doubt you'll get to hook up with any hollywood bimbo's much longer. Whats the matter lindsay wouldnt give you any lovin?

Posted at 1:11PM on Jun 10th 2006 by Mike

6. He needs to take a shower, with all the money he has he could at least buy some good soap, the boy looks like a tub of fat lard!!! Have another doughnut fatty boy- your name should be larda**. As for Hilton, her new name is "oldcrotch", because wherever we go it's right there, it's that simple.

Posted at 4:04PM on Jun 10th 2006 by Amber

7. simply:

1. money does not equal class. brandon's family should be embarassed, his grandfather should be turning over in his grave and he is a pig.
2. paris. she is to blame too. if she was appalled by these comments, she would have walked away. she stayed. she was down with it. she is equally a pig and her parents should be ashamed.

Posted at 9:47AM on Jun 12th 2006 by mary

8. I never knew who this was until I saw the video. And I know that the camera does add ten extra pounds but how many camera's are actually on him. As for Jennifer love Hewitt what can you say only hope it was a mistake or just being nice. This fool like's to make racial slurs huh. Well in L.A. there is plenty of mexican american people and I wouldn't be suprised if he turns up missing. If there is one thing I know it''s that a gangbanger doesn't care how much grampa left you it's what's in your wallet that counts. See you in the obituary's .................
p.s. I noticed that on the video with some girl going off on him in front of the club, That big boy couldn't get to his car fast enough. So much for having balls huh..
Time to run home and find a good publises...

Posted at 5:55AM on Jun 14th 2006 by CINDIE

9. I'd totally f*ck brandon davis, he's hot.. kinda looks like elvis & I like how cocky he is :D

Posted at 8:06PM on Jun 16th 2006 by Tess

10. Guess what - Brandon's NOT rich. His grandfather Marvin Davis had lost money for 20 years, and died with more debt than assets. His grandmother Barbara had to sell her big house "the Knoll" and now lives in a condo. His aunt Patty is suing the rest of the family for her "lost" money, but there's nothing left. The family sold their last asset, the oil company, for chump change in bankruptcy. His mother Nancy is selling their Beverly Hills house. WITH money, Brandon is a joke. Without money, he's a broke joke. Welcome to the real world, kid.

Posted at 1:54AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Ghost of Marvin