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Dr. Coolio Dishes Out Advice

9/15/2006 7:24 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

CoolioMove over Dr. Phil, step aside Dr. Keith Ablow. Dr. Coolio is in the house.

At a recent launch party for the relationship book "Dating, Mating and Manhandling" Coolio decided to share his own relationship advice.

With great pearls of wisdom as "Stop waiting for someone to ride up on a white horse to save your ass and save your own ass" and "Some guy looks at you in the car, sometimes roll down the window and say hi," Coolio is sure to get his own book deal.

Speaking for the women of the world TMZ says, thank you Coolio.

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mlc31    

he's still alive?

2906 days ago
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ghetto.baby.gurly.michelle.    

at least he tells it like it is.

2906 days ago
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CoreyCarrier    

OMG, Collio is sooooooooooooooooooo lame. Anyone who could have appeared on that train wreck of the last incarnation of 'Hollywood Squares' couldn't have been that relevant..

2906 days ago
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alissa    

post#3 you have a nerve id like to jump in my computer and punch you in your filthy mouth and break your fingers while im at it!

2906 days ago
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Alfwiz    

N****, brush yo teeth!

2906 days ago
6.

it's all for publicity    

He's like the Sammy Davis Jr of rap & I'm not just talking about that lazy eye! His is way better than Bernie Mac's. Come on we're talking about a guy who got pissed at Weird Al Yankovic for covering his song!!

2906 days ago
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alissa    

SHUT UP ALISSA YOU C*** YOUR PROBABLY A AN AFRICAN SPEAR CHUCKER TOO. YOU DUMB C*** GO PEEL A WATERMELLON

2906 days ago
8.

what????    

Harry Balzack whatt are you really tryintg to say, you assexual inverted penis dude!!!

2905 days ago
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We, are not amused.    

Harry Sez: " Dear #5 and #9, I am sorry if you have no sense of the absurd. As you may recall Mr. Collio is in fact of the African American persuasion. The phrase 'N**** please' is offered instead of saying something like: 'Wow, can you believe this dude? I mean like he is totally off the wall' least you forget this is the sterling example of brave African American manhood who wouldn't cooperate with the police when one of his 'homers' was gunned down while protecting his cowardly ass. Punch me in the filthy mouth? Ha! Just think, if you can, what President Clinton said to Monica as she got down on her knees in that little room off of the Oval Office in the White House: That my dear sweet miss is what you could do for me instead. And WTF is an 'assexual inverted penis dude'? Maybe you should learn to type with two hands and spell, (the word is asexual) instead of beating your bishop you prepubescent dip sh*t"
Thank you both for sharing and reading what harry balzack writes and good luck in all your future endeavors, while Harry does not agree with you he would never threaten violence against sub-human morons, and he defends your right to say what ever comes into your vapid, empty little minds! #9 you better not let your foster mom catch you!

2905 days ago
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Pam Anderson    

#8....Polak please! it's 'you're'...practice what you preach

2905 days ago
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Pam Anderson    

Harry, why oh why are you so angry?

2905 days ago
12.

We, are not amused.    

Harry Sez: "Me no angry...me frightened and confused...me like you, you smell nice...like tuna...me eat...ARRGUH...you hug Harry...close to your bosoms...hard like rocks...Harry like...Harry happy, me sleep now!" Just for the record, the ORIGINAL Harry Balzack did not post #8, Harry is quite capable of defending himself and encourages all to have original thoughts and not piggyback, but if you must, Harry is flattered. Harry is not a "Polack", but he is HISTURE esp. around his BALL SACK (Balzack). YDF!
Ladies and Gentlemen, morons and foster kids...Harry has left the message board. Good night Cleveland! See you in the funny papers!

2905 days ago
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Pam Anderson    

Does the original Harry have one ball or two?

2904 days ago
14.

alissa    

hello harry. when your done licking your balls with that dirty mouth i have a bottle of lysol for you to drink lol. you should call your self dirty harry.

2904 days ago
15.

Pam Anderson    

Coolio's too hot, Larry get out of the kitchen.

2904 days ago
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