Paris' Auto Mix Up: "Sh&*! This is My Bentley Key!"

Seems Paris Hilton is having trouble keeping track of her fleet of high-end cars these days. In fact, there are so many ultra-expensive rides in her collection that even Paris herself admits it's a tad bit much.

This past weekend Paris was leaving her home with her usual entourage, including publicist Elliot Mintz, when she noticed the dome light on her Mercedes SLR was on. Being the concerned car owner that she is, Paris screamed for someone to bring out her the key to her SLR. After losing her patience, and realizing that if you want the job done right you have to do it yourself, Ms. Hilton went to grab the keys herself. Unfortunately the keys she returned with were for her Bentley. Darn European car makers and their similarly designed keys. Lucky for Paris and the SLR, the dome light goes out on its own and the group piles into designated driver Elliott Mintz's car.

Another crisis averted for the Hilton heiress.



Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton


Tags: car, dome light, DomeLight, elliott mintz, ElliottMintz, kaplan, key, mercedes, paris hilton, ParisHilton, slr, trouble

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1. ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? Paris mixes up her car keys and this is NEWS. This is an example of how desperate TMZ gets for a story. Either that or Paris has someone over there in her back pocket to just keep her constantly on this website. What does she do? Pay you guys over there to constantly post nothing of any consequence about her.
My God. At least if you are going to wrtie about this slut, wait until she does something worthy for society. ( Like perhaps visiting an orphanage or something )
Her biggest crisis is losing a key then she is in for some real drama soon Geez...........Let's get a life here.

Posted at 1:14PM on Oct 17th 2006 by the wise old owl

2. whoops sorry dudes im totally STONED Paris hilton sucks C**K!

Posted at 1:30PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Angie

3. Thats easy Paris,just look at the tag,it should say "SKANK",dam hoe cant even find her car,she couldnt find her car if the parking lot only had Riding Lawn mowers,DUMB BITCH

Posted at 1:31PM on Oct 17th 2006 by get off the crack

4. Looks like Paris forgot where she placed her protective helmet also and fell on her vacuum-sealed air head again. She is so blonde that she does not know which keys go to which car-- time to get back to class. How about you let me do my job, allow me into the gate, so I can drive the short yellow bus up to the front door of the palace to pick up this little lost clone. She has been missing to many daze at Dumb Blonde Middle School, because of all her parties with her new BFF clones. Time to get her back on a regular routine, so she isn't forced to pile into an inferior motor vehicle with the help. They must have been forced to drop her off a couple blocks away from DBMS in order to keep her cool clone status up, because no self-disrespecting clone like her would be seen getting out of the hired help's car-- especially living in La La Land.

Posted at 1:33PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

5. This chic is not bright at all huh? I wish I had her problems. . . well no, check that cause I don't want nothing to do with no std's and all the hate, so I will take my life just the way it is. Well, maybe all the money would be nice.

Posted at 1:34PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Tyler

6. LOL, I Love it ! What a life.
It is so soothing and relaxing to go on Paris Hilton fan sites and see the many pictures of her and her sister out and about, usually shopping.
Both girls have such good taste,the way they match outfits.
God is in His Heaven and all is right with the world as long as Paris goes shopping.

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Angie

7. Big freaking BOO HOO FOR PARISITE HILTON
so she had a damn anxiety attack over the confusion of car keys
Wouldn't it be nice if that was all we had to get upset or worked up over?
And to think how many people come out from behind that gate to aid her brainless dumb ass.
GEEEEEEZ
How I would give anything to see how she would make it in the real world like most of us do

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Debbie

8. However, let me remind you that -- I'm a huge fan of Paris Hilton and I love her.

Posted at 1:46PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

9. However, let me remind you that I'm a huge fan of Paris and I love her.

Just to let me know that you are still welcomed to join my Assf*** club. But don't forget to bring your protective helmet.

Posted at 1:46PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

10. Her whole life is a MIX UP

Did we remember to EAT before we drove away after drinking in bars or clubs?

Posted at 1:53PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Ms Kris

11. The people who call Paris Hilton names are the REAL parasites.
Some of the posters sound like adolscents who haven't come to grips yet with their own sexuality. Grow up, kids, Adults have real sex.

Posted at 1:54PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Dawn

12. *Yawn* ...

Posted at 1:57PM on Oct 17th 2006 by FrogLevel

13. Who.
Effing.
Cares.

Posted at 2:01PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Sweetas

14. this Elliot guy is such a putz. How old is he anyway?

Posted at 2:04PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Alison

15. TMZ, HATERS = HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:05PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Crack

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