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Cher DollQuestion: What's scarier than a scantily clad Cher on a battleship?
Answer: A scantily clad Cher doll on eBay.

Hot on the heels of the "Heroes" cheerleader doll auction, a Cher doll has popped up. Where the "Heroes" doll was the pinnacle of doll craftsmanship, the Cher doll is ... well, terrifying. This could be due to the outfit Cher wore in her infamous "If I Could Turn Back Time" video, which has been recreated for the doll along with tiny tattoos ... or maybe it's the unruly hair. Still, it's the perfect chance for to make your own Cher videos for YouTube!

Make your own joke about the way this item is displayed. Battleship not included.

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1. Why mess with toy doll sluts when so many real ones are available?

Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 18th 2006 by Roger C

2. Does she not look like Dr Phil's wife, Robin!!!

Posted at 12:39PM on Dec 19th 2006 by Lynn

3. I agree there are a lot of sluts out there, but this doll is amazing. I saw it on the news tonight. They said it was expected to go over $5,000. I am not sure why it is so expensive, but I think Cher authorized it.

Posted at 10:25PM on Dec 19th 2006 by Mike

4. I know it's supposed to be Cher, but it looks more like Demi Moore to me.

Posted at 10:11AM on Dec 19th 2006 by Jenna

5. kinda looks like marie osmond after a facelift......scary

Posted at 1:32PM on Dec 22nd 2006 by Gina taylor

6. > 5. kinda looks like marie osmond after a facelift......scary

Yes, you are correct, but it also looks like Lynda Carter from "Wonder Woman."

Posted at 2:41AM on Dec 23rd 2006 by KL