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Paris vs. Tara -- Who Sucks More in Bed?!

2/1/2007 3:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

"Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis went on Howard Stern yesterday dishing about his sexual conquests -- which he rated both good (Paris Hilton) and bad (Tara Reid).

When Stern asked Francis who gave the best oral sex, he responded, "Paris is the best ... Paris is amazing in bed ... better than anyone." Go figure.

As for the worst, Joe said it was Tara Reid, but couldn't quite, er, put his finger on why. Robin asked, "Does she just lay there?" and he said, "Yeah, pretty much." And it gets worse ... click the pic to hear it.

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46.

Theresa    

I'm sure Joe Francis has a small c**k. He has little c**k syndrom. Loser!

2788 days ago
47.

Rob    

What a load of Bullsh*t..Howard..when did u resort to editing interviews so that u can ask what u want and answer them with little short statements made by others..a bullsh*t 'staged' interview.

2788 days ago
48.

Whatever    

Joe and Paris are disgusting filth! Someone should castrate Francis so he stops spreading herpes all over the place!

2788 days ago
49.

J    

My guess is that he never got any from Tara! She probably turned him down and now he's pissed! I don't understand why any woman would sleep with him!

2788 days ago
50.

Whatever    

Maybe Tara just lay there because his dick was so small she couldn't find it.

2788 days ago
51.

Whatever    

This turd belongs in jail. Getting underage teens drunk so he can take advantage of them and film them, then not pay them one damn dime? Guess he knows how to manipulate young and dumb girls. What a loser.

2788 days ago
52.

Whatever    

This guy and Paris and perfect for each other. They should keep banging each other so they don't spread their herpes around town.

2788 days ago
53.

Whatever    

This guy is such a loser!

2788 days ago
54.

Lost fanatic    

I think the most important fact that we are overlooking is that Paris HIlton has GENITAL HERPES! Not only is it rumored via word of mouth but Valtrex was found in her storage bin. So no matter what Joe Francis says it is nothing to brag about because chances are he has the ol' cold sores himself. Disgusting how people can even talk about this without even considering the fact that these Hollywood twits are spreading f***ing diseases! Is this what America has come to???

2788 days ago
55.

beejay    

This is all so childish, it just goes to show that sometimes if it looks like a bottom feeding scum sucking piece of shite wrapped in human skin it really is and as such should be avoided, yeah joe tell us more about the whole dildo up the wazoo story,you know the one where they allegedly 'held a gun to your head', sure they did, I hold no brief for either of the 'ladies' mentioned except to say, make your mistakes if you must and boy sleeping with this asswipe was certainly a whopper but try to avoid leaving tape around.Oh yeah and if Tara reid was just laying there maybe it was because she was drunk and incapacitated, obviously if she was in her normal state of mind she might not have had sex with this jerk, as for Paris Hilton shrug , just goes to prove that white trash is still white trash even if it is supposedly heir to millions

2788 days ago
56.

Brit_ney Rulez    

Right on, ejpasseos and Party on Garth!! Couldn't have said it better. But really, on a serious note, we should take some pity on Joe Francis. It has to be terribly hard for this sorry bastard to hear the words "is it in me yet?" every time he gets laid.

2788 days ago
57.

Whatever    

Right on 62! Paris Hilton should keep her nasty legs shut tight! No one wants her herpes! It's good this became public so now men will know that she has herpes and will think twice about sleeping with her!

2788 days ago
58.

We, are not amused.    

A true Gentleman NEVER takes the "Queen's tea" about the ladies he has known in the biblical sense...oh, wait...never mind: These two dirty little whores aren't ladies, are they?
Carry on, my good man, carry on...were you able to make Paris bark like a dog?
Does she swallow the man yogurt?

2787 days ago
59.

Puh der Baer    

Party on Garth is Farrah. It's true.

2787 days ago
60.

We, are not amused.    

Ah, excuse me...isn't that one of the reasons for wearing the good ol' "jimmy hat"? So you don't get the bug. You can do it like a sailor on shore leave for the first time in a year and not worry about getting herpes!

2787 days ago
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