Paris vs. Tara -- Who Sucks More in Bed?!

61. My guess is that he never got any from Tara! She probably turned him down and now he's pissed! I don't understand why any woman would sleep with him!

Posted at 8:53PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Taylor

62. Maybe Tara just lay there because his dick was so small she couldn't find it.

Posted at 8:40PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Dickless

63. This turd belongs in jail. Getting underage teens drunk so he can take advantage of them and film them, then not pay them one damn dime? Guess he knows how to manipulate young and dumb girls. What a loser.

Posted at 8:42PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Get Real

64. This guy and Paris and perfect for each other. They should keep banging each other so they don't spread their herpes around town.

Posted at 9:22PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Ghost

65. This guy is such a loser!

Posted at 10:19PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Chip

66. I think the most important fact that we are overlooking is that Paris HIlton has GENITAL HERPES! Not only is it rumored via word of mouth but Valtrex was found in her storage bin. So no matter what Joe Francis says it is nothing to brag about because chances are he has the ol' cold sores himself. Disgusting how people can even talk about this without even considering the fact that these Hollywood twits are spreading f***ing diseases! Is this what America has come to???

Posted at 10:16PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Melissa

67. This is all so childish, it just goes to show that sometimes if it looks like a bottom feeding scum sucking piece of shite wrapped in human skin it really is and as such should be avoided, yeah joe tell us more about the whole dildo up the wazoo story,you know the one where they allegedly 'held a gun to your head', sure they did, I hold no brief for either of the 'ladies' mentioned except to say, make your mistakes if you must and boy sleeping with this asswipe was certainly a whopper but try to avoid leaving tape around.Oh yeah and if Tara reid was just laying there maybe it was because she was drunk and incapacitated, obviously if she was in her normal state of mind she might not have had sex with this jerk, as for Paris Hilton shrug , just goes to prove that white trash is still white trash even if it is supposedly heir to millions

Posted at 10:18PM on Feb 1st 2007 by amused

68. Right on, ejpasseos and Party on Garth!! Couldn't have said it better. But really, on a serious note, we should take some pity on Joe Francis. It has to be terribly hard for this sorry bastard to hear the words "is it in me yet?" every time he gets laid.

Posted at 10:59PM on Feb 1st 2007 by a rats ass

69. Right on 62! Paris Hilton should keep her nasty legs shut tight! No one wants her herpes! It's good this became public so now men will know that she has herpes and will think twice about sleeping with her!

Posted at 11:42PM on Feb 1st 2007 by Becci

70. A true Gentleman NEVER takes the "Queen's tea" about the ladies he has known in the biblical sense...oh, wait...never mind: These two dirty little whores aren't ladies, are they?
Carry on, my good man, carry on...were you able to make Paris bark like a dog?
Does she swallow the man yogurt?

Posted at 9:36AM on Feb 2nd 2007 by All in Good Taste and Style!

71. Party on Garth is Farrah. It's true.

Posted at 9:36AM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Puh der Baer

72. Ah, excuse me...isn't that one of the reasons for wearing the good ol' "jimmy hat"? So you don't get the bug. You can do it like a sailor on shore leave for the first time in a year and not worry about getting herpes!

Posted at 9:40AM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Trojan Man

73. omg ! Joe Francis is the biggest scumbag ! He is only "famous" for video taping drunk skanks on Spring Break...who gives a flying f*ck WHO he has slept with....we all know Paris is a whore...she also slept with Tom Sizemore !!! ok ?? gross !

like I have said before the FLUID SWAPPING in LA and HOLLYWEIRD is freaking NASTY ! They most likely ALL have some sort of disease !

as far as Tara Reid goes....I feel bad for her....that was really crappy of Joe Francis to say that garbage about her...I'm sure he slept with her around the "American Pie" popularity when she was the "it" girl....give me a beak !

I wish that dude that terrorized him a year ago, would have finished the job...he is such a disgusting piece of dog sh*t !

Posted at 11:03AM on Feb 2nd 2007 by duh

74. Joe is a freaking Homo !

why is anyone interviewing him in the first place ???....oh wait, it's Howard Stern, another piece of sh*t...go figure........

they both can take a hike...and take that skank Paris too.....


freaking TRASH !

Posted at 2:50PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by joe gone bye bye

75. http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php?s=paris hilton

Paris hiltin is paying her way through her latest problem..unfortunately the atomic bom fullof paris sh*t hit and splattered all over the internet.................hahahahh

Posted at 7:10PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Miapocca