Britney: I'll Call Y'all

If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go so well, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Spears will send you, absolutely free, a pre-recorded story of your choice from MidnightFantasyBritneySpears.com. The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Brit to a friend's phone or e-mail address. Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words -- which come together to make a "fantasy." A fantasy in itself.

With gift options such as a six-pack of beer, it appears that even Britney's fantasies are trashy. Unfortunately, a bag of Cheetos is not an option.

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1. She is just pure TRASH!!!

Posted at 6:11PM on Feb 15th 2007 by BRIT TRASH

2. whoever wote this story should be famous!!!!

Posted at 6:12PM on Feb 15th 2007 by emily

3. whoever wrote this story should be famous!!!!

Posted at 6:13PM on Feb 15th 2007 by em

4. Ok, so I went to the site just to check it out and... It doesnt even work right! haha you put in your information and then it plays the sample but it has the story all mixed up. if you say you are sending it to your boyfriend she says "Hey you im here with your boyfriend"... instead of I'm here with your girlfriend" too funny!

Posted at 6:17PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Loni O.

5. Unfortunately ......this white trash will still make money..............

Posted at 6:20PM on Feb 15th 2007 by blondie

6. A Britney Spears fantasy? What 's that? A shirtless, skinny loser prick wearing a greasy wife beater with cheetos on his breath? I like that her perfume line is showing the OLD, pretty (airbrushed) pics of Spears instead of the bloated, acne faced haggard ones of her now.
*Shudders*

Posted at 6:30PM on Feb 15th 2007 by dr. dic

7. My fanatsy:
I'm working the drive thru window at Taco Bell, up rolls this Bentley with this crubby little pidgeon. She looks at me and says, "give me the 10 pack of tacos, half crunchy half soft, and one MAN BURRITO FILLED WITH THICK GOOEY MAN SAUCE! Come on, and bring your uniform and hat my big Mexician popscile"
Then I wake up.

Posted at 6:55PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Hollywood, the street of broken dreams!

8. I was at Amy Sedaris' once-a-month Karaoke Night last week at The Duplex and Cheetos were served -- so they must be classy!

Posted at 7:33PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Melissa-Mindy Trump-Hilton

9. Hahahaha...... I put in the name Paris as the girl and it said she doesn't know how to say the name PARIS!

Posted at 7:43PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Paris

10. This is a joke, right? I wouldn't buy into anything Britney is doing now. Her lifestyle is sinful and she sure ain't the girl she use to be.

Posted at 8:19PM on Feb 15th 2007 by JR

11. #7 and 9 OMG that was funny!

Posted at 8:37PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Jackie

12. i don't wanna hear nothing from britney after seeing her FIRECROTCH!!!! LOL

Posted at 8:38PM on Feb 15th 2007 by natalie

13. I THINK THE HUMAN RACE IS WAKING UP AND BRITTANY-PARIS-LINDSAY-AND NICOLE ARE ON THEIR WAY OUT. THERE ARE SOOOOO MANY OTHER GOOD-- MORAL--ROLE MODEL HUMAN BEINGS OUT THERE. THE MEDIA HAS PLAYED ARE LARGE ROLE IN THEIR POPULARITY--ALWAYS PUTTING THERE FACES ON TV AND IN PRINT NON-STOP---MAYBE IT IS WISHFUL THINKING--BUT IT APPEARS MEDIA IS BACKING OFF AND THESE GIRLS ARE ON THE OUTS!!!!!!.

Posted at 8:45PM on Feb 15th 2007 by TELL IT LIKE IT IS

14. I filled it out and it goes, "Sorry! Juliet is a great name but I can't say it!" How dumb is this girl.

Posted at 8:51PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Shaydie

15. has anyone looked at the site www.thatotherblog.com and read the message from Britney's old assistant Felicia all I can say is very very sad. Also did you hear about Justin Timberlake's acceptance speech last night when he won some "Brit" award from I saw that on the same site and on the people magazine site- pretty sad so many people want to help her and she just keeps going down hill I hope she catches on real quick

Posted at 9:12PM on Feb 15th 2007 by poor britney

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