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Greasy Bear Ruins Paris' Party

2/26/2007 9:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis -- the man who brought you the "Firecrotch" rant -- did himself proud once again by making a total ass of himself at Paris Hilton's birthday party Saturday night, sending some of the lodging heiress' guests home early in disgust, and leaving Paris in tears.

The oily heir's boorish behavior at the lavish 26th-birthday bash began around 10:00 PM, report Rush & Molloy, when he started throwing flowers at Paula Abdul, who was supposed to sing "Happy Birthday" to Paris. Then, it was the flower-holders he was chucking. And finally, after asking Paula to "lick my [bleep]," he mocked her by talking in a fake-Arabic accent. Paula bolted early, even before crooning.

Then, Brandon decided to ingratiate himself to Courtney Love by grabbing her, making her straddle his waist, and telling her, "I want to squirt on you," never minding that Courtney's young daughter was right there.

After all this and some broken glasses and candles, Paris broke down -- and kicked Greasy out. No comment from Greasy's rep.


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1.

BahamaBlu    

Man, that Brandon Davis is one classy man.

2607 days ago
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anon    

shocker about greasy bear!

WHAT A LOSER

2607 days ago
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Jacko    

Paris doesn't do anything well that we know of; and that includes choosing her best friends.
Maybe Brandon was sick of attending Paris' 26th birthday parties as this was the third one in an effort to get some real celebrities to attend.
Quit showing Paris, TMZ.
She is a racist drug addled user.

2607 days ago
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debbie    

angelina should help the poor and homeless in the country that made her who she is. she is pathetic

2607 days ago
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Lynn    

"Greasy bear" is so disgusting. Hes a spoiled rotten lil boy with daddys money!!!!

2607 days ago
6.

Paris has herpes    

No one cares about Paris. Quit running "stories" on her. She's a pathetic loser throwing all these parties for herself because she doesn't get as much press as she wants and nobody important would be caught dead there. Get your head out of her ass, TMZ.

2607 days ago
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LR    

Umm Debbie - Isn't it kind of weird that you read all those stories about Britney and Paris but chose to call Angelina pathetic?? Also, remember that punctuation and grammar are your friends.

2607 days ago
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Lexy    

Paris Hilton Sucks Gooch!!! Go Greasy Bear!!!! I mean could U really embarras Courtney Love? and how many people have squirted on her infront of her daughter anyways? come on I'm sure her kid has seen worse!!! bunch of losers!!!!

2607 days ago
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Puh der Baer    

"Waaahhhhh!!!! Nobody sang me 'happy birthday'!!! Waaahhhhh!!! Where's my pony ride?!?!?!?! Whaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"

2607 days ago
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Niki    

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Courtney's CHILD-she isn't even 17 years old, was at a birthday party for a 26 year old known hard partier? Oh Courtney, your child is going to end up the same route as you. You'd think after all Courtney has gone through she'd try to shield the CHILD from the insaneness that is celebrity. Sad, sad, sad.

2607 days ago
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anon    

I've squirted on Courtney

2607 days ago
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maya    

Paris Hilton Rules. So shut up you jealous losers.

Brandon Davis can get out of line,we all know that by now. But Brandon is kind of cute.

2607 days ago
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jane smith    

Please run some other pic of Brit. Her head is huge!

2607 days ago
14.

maya    

Paris Hilton is Hot !!!!

2607 days ago
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maya    

Paris is a Goddess, her fans will love her forever.

2607 days ago
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