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4/8/2007 4:03 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Halle Berry Pissed at Parade

Halle Berry rarely speaks about the time, ten years ago, when she tried to commit suicide by poisoning herself with carbon monoxide. Which is why she's upset with Parade magazine for "regurgitating" the decade old story about her suicide attempt that ran last week.

"It wasn't my wish to go into all of that again in this time of my life. I talked about it on Larry King Live and Oprah when it was relevant, and I felt like it was important to help other women and share it with them," she says.

"But it's just not where I am today and I really hate that it's been presented like it is... I'm in such a great time in my life right now, it wouldn't be my wish to really revisit that period, but this outlet did and made it seem as if it were current again."

Catwoman took one more swipe at Parade, saying, "Because I have a movie out, some magazine has sensationalized some old material and it's not something that I want to talk about. It's 10 years old and I'm so past it."

Anna Nicole Artwork for Sale


An original self-portrait signed by Anna Nicole Smith is available on eBay with an incredible starting bid of $1.7 million.

In the eBay description, the seller writes, "This is an original painting of Anna Nicole painted by Anna Nicole herself! It is signed by her and the picture is of her lying down naked. This is a rare opportunity to own something so personal from Anna Nicole Smith!"

The seller claims the portrait was painted between 2002 and 2003, adding, "As you can see by her signature, this picture is authentic." The auction is set to close on April 15.

Big Bucks for Paris' Punch?


In other crazy celebrity auction news, an empty energy-drink bottle found in the back of Paris Hilton's limo was being auctioned on eBay. "You, too, can say you were with Paris Hilton and her friends," wrote the seller, who claimed he "got this from my boss, whose son does club-promoting in Miami. He was at the club when Paris and all of her friends came in and this was the beverage of choice." The Motley Bird bottle says it is imported from Austria and sugar-free. Seven bidders pushed the price up to $103.50 before the item was taken down by eBay reps.

Party Favors...Orbach Gets Own Street...Oh Baby for Hanson...Scrubs Star Ties the Knot...

Longtime "Law & Order" star and Broadway performer Jerry Orbach will be immortalized in New York City with the intersection of 53rd St. and 8th Ave. being renamed in his honor. ... MmBop baby! Isaac Hanson, the oldest of the three teenybopper Hanson brothers, became a dad this past week. He and wife Nicole welcomed son Clarke Everett on Tuesday. ..."Scrubs" star John C. McGinley, who plays snarky Dr. Cox on the hit TV show, married yoga teacher Nichole Kessler in Malibu on Saturday.

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Your'e Fired!:  1771 days ago

...................................Yawn, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................................

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yawning2:  1771 days ago

why bother, TMZ

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atx:  1771 days ago

I see that some of the artwork Ford Shelley stole from Anna is selling on e-bay for over a million dollars. That should pay for Ben's house.

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Shan:  1771 days ago

Yeah, wouldnt you think they would be arresting him for all of this? How come they are not putting him in jail and getting her things back to Howard and Dannielynn? AND WHY, IS EBAY PARTICAPTING in selling stolen property??

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For Justice and the American Way:  1771 days ago

Are they really selling those pictures they stole from the baby's nursery? I thought they would, those damn crooks!!! They would have been a nice legacy for Daniellynn - they were quite good.

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Suzzanne Jones:  1771 days ago



4. I see that some of the artwork Ford Shelley stole from Anna is selling on e-bay for over a million dollars. That should pay for Ben's house.

Posted at 11:01AM on Apr 8th 2007 by Nassau Nelly

Yep, your right artwork was missing. This smells of Ford Shelley. His butt belongs behind bars. Watch the Stern haters blame Howard for this. We know it was Ford Shelley though.

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Suzzanne Jones:  1771 days ago

The Shelleys sicken me. Ford put that tongue in your mouth where it belongs, your gonna make me puke.

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Suzzanne Jones:  1771 days ago

Wait a minute I just thought of something. Didn't the Stern haters say Shelley was a hero for taking those things and that the artwork was for keepsaking for Dannielynn? I thought we was holding it for her? Yea right.

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ms. anonymous:  1771 days ago

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4. I see that some of the artwork Ford Shelley stole from Anna is selling on e-bay for over a million dollars. That should pay for Ben's house.

Posted at 11:01AM on Apr 8th 2007 by Nassau Nelly

Yep, your right artwork was missing. This smells of Ford Shelley. His butt belongs behind bars. Watch the Stern haters blame Howard for this. We know it was Ford Shelley though.

Posted at 11:53AM on Apr 8th 2007 by MRS. MARPLE

I totally agree with you Mrs. Marple. Ford must need some money. Wonder what else he is selling....he is a low life slime ball.

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bjjes:  1771 days ago

HOORAY FOR JERRY ORBACH!!!! HE TOTALLY DESEVES THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Naneki:  1771 days ago

The artwork that is for sale is a nude self portrait of Anna that was said to have been in her house in California. Now who could have access to that? It will all come out next week in the news where it came from and who is selling it.

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ms. anonymous:  1771 days ago

It says the painting is in L.A. and was one she did for Larry King. Could he be the one selling it?

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Lori:  1771 days ago

So if it is from Calif. is the Dr.? It is one of the 3 the Dr. or Shelly or Howard. Of all the nerve. HOw can you find out who is selling it? How will the info be known next week? Or it could be Larry if it is from Calif. I wonder about that one.

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Libby:  1771 days ago

The painting may have been done by Anna Nicole Smith but I seriously doubt if it is a self-portrait. She saw herself as Marilyn Monroe and would not made her hair short or brown.

If Ford Shelley was the seller of the painting, he would say so. He has been straightforward about everything else.

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allison:  1771 days ago

this must be pissing howard off ,hes holding someone elses baby while everyone elses making money,howard is scum!

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