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"This Rolls is Just Right," Said the Greasy Bear

Poor little Greasy Bear ... someone's been sitting in his car! Yes, it's tough when a valet has delivered the wrong Rolls-Royce -- and when it's the worst part of your day. Just ask Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.

TMZ spotted the oily heir outside The Ivy, where a valet brought him someone else's black Phantom. Greasy noticed the car didn't have his bear imprint in the front seat, and turned away to wait for his own Rolls to roll up. No word on the location of his Goldilocked brother, Gummi Bear.

"That 70s Show" had a mini-reunion -- with Wilmer Valderrama meeting up with Laura Prepon outside Area. Prepon was seen walking from Wilmer's wheels, carrying at least a dozen roses. Also out were "Heroes" star Ali Larter, James Blunt with a new ladyfriend, Matt Leinart, a camera-wielding Steve-O and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin making his escape from L.A. at LAX.

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1. Who Cares about this guy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont and I cant figure out why TMZ bothers to report his wearabout or loser antics. He is a NOBODY!

Posted at 2:15PM on Apr 25th 2007 by Ginger

2. And what does this Fat Lard Ass do anyway?

Posted at 2:29PM on Apr 25th 2007 by SlappDaddy

3. Ok! really! I really do not know who the heck this guy is. Who is he? He is so ugly!

Posted at 2:38PM on Apr 25th 2007 by Nicole

4. He reminds me of bloated elvis.....minus any talent

Posted at 2:51PM on Apr 25th 2007 by tinkerbell

5. Who is this guy and why report on him?

Posted at 3:56PM on Apr 25th 2007 by Cant stand these freaks

6. I HATE Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis more than Life itself!

Posted at 3:00PM on Apr 25th 2007 by brian miller

7. What a big chunk of wasted humanity.

Posted at 4:57PM on Apr 25th 2007 by TBA

8. He looks like a bloated, aging Elvis.

Posted at 5:16PM on Apr 25th 2007 by Melissa

9. He reminds me of the dump I took this morning, but even it had more class and was better looking than this mongoloid.

Posted at 5:40PM on Apr 25th 2007 by hepoopedhispants

10. This is the most discusting pig on earth! Ugly, nasty, and stupid!

Posted at 7:00PM on Apr 25th 2007 by sonaki

11. the way you wrote this TMZ is hilarious.

Posted at 9:00PM on Apr 25th 2007 by susan

12. Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Elvis (the bloated years)?

Posted at 12:26PM on Apr 26th 2007 by DD

13. ROTFL....sigh...the headline got me ;)

Posted at 2:15AM on Apr 26th 2007 by Ava

14. Wh cares about this nobody...I'm sick of seeing this greasy guy. If it wasn't for grandpa's $ he would be greasy from working at Burger king......

Posted at 7:10AM on Apr 26th 2007 by Iagree

15. TMZ you guys are great :) I can't stand this looser,the way you word is outstanding. Greasy is skank of the earth!!

Posted at 7:43AM on Apr 26th 2007 by Jenna