1. When asked Tuesday how her daughter was doing, Dina Lohan told E! Online senior editor Marc Malkin: "We're still figuring it all out. We're all just figuring it out."

Translation: "We NEVER thought she'd get caught...."

Posted at 6:04PM on May 29th 2007 by Puh der Baer

2. Right. Lindsay will be off drugs when she dies of an overdose.

Posted at 6:05PM on May 29th 2007 by Madam Pince

3. ...she's just method acting... http://www.myspace.com/barbiebandits

Posted at 6:06PM on May 29th 2007 by grrl

4. Good luck Lindsay and lots of love!

You can do it!

I know you can!

My thoughts are with YOU.

Posted at 6:07PM on May 29th 2007 by catangel

5. yeah...let's respect her like she respected the people she could have mowed down
instead of a tree & a hedge!

Posted at 6:08PM on May 29th 2007 by babyluv

6. how is she gonna succeed in rehab if you let her out to make a movie you f'n retards..
smart move

Posted at 6:10PM on May 29th 2007 by SWEETJESUS

7. time to grow up and face the real world. her mother should be ashamed of herself for letting things get this far. she's thrown away her career, no one will want to work with her, it's too much of a risk. good bye lilo

Posted at 6:10PM on May 29th 2007 by crymeariver

8. c'mon people,,,,,,,,i wish u the best lilo,,,HER LAWYERS GOTTA, KEEP THIS ONE MINOR................IN ABOUT 2 YEARS,,, then she will be busted,,,TRY 90 DAYS....**...SOBRIETY...***.... LINDSEY..YOU WILL LOVE YOURSELF 4 IT!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:11PM on May 29th 2007 by costaMesaboy

9. Why doesn't Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie get in a bus and drive off a cliff. These girls are just a disgrace. The world would be a BETTER place without these 4 girls in it. And the LAPD is a joke because they know that these Hollywood kids are going into these clubs and drink. And the LAPD is doing nothing about it.

Posted at 6:12PM on May 29th 2007 by mark

10. "Figuring it out" What does that mean, Dina? How are you going to spin this one in your skanky daughter's favor?

Posted at 6:12PM on May 29th 2007 by Ooba Gooba

11. A cab driver who would have coke in his cab would be put in prison for a few years... no questions asked. That is why lawyers and judges are complete morons.. and why I didn't get into law............. make it the same rule for all.. I don't get it. how gay

Posted at 6:13PM on May 29th 2007 by Doug

12. This girl is played out....Was there ever a movie with
her in it that
was a hit? Why are broads like this famous? Enough with the Lindsay
Lohans, Britney Spears and pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee no more of Paris
Hilton. What ever happened to the young starlets that are actually
talented being the ones we hear about instead of these losers? Let
these self centered overindulged morons crawl into the nearest hole
never to be seen or heard from again.

Posted at 6:13PM on May 29th 2007 by A Rose by any other name.......

13. Linsay ,Nichole, Paris and Mischa

This is the sad true fact about this girls , am deeply sorry for them because they know not what they do, and the lack of guidance makes their actions even worst, not because they are all past 18 dose not mean they don't have parents , where are their parents ?, they are all friends and none can help the other because there is no positive influence in that group , nobody tells them enough is enough and mean it , having a lot of money comes with a lot of responsibility and a lot of dangers and the devil is a busy man , i wonder if any of them even pray because they have all lost their way. they need to separate themselves from each other and get the help they need. people are suppose learn from their mistakes and the mistakes of others but seems like they have not begin to do so only until the death of one of them with the feel fall each of them are taking thats the only direction they are headed for now and i hope they cant fix that before its to late people still care i know i do , i wont judge them because i have no clue what they feel or what they are going through but what i do know is that am sorry am not in a position to help them because each of them need a friend and a good one and most of all they need prays right now to see their way through all of this.people don't waste time judging them because you would have you would have your own battles in life to face and fight they are only facing their it can either make them or break them but when they get through it they will be stronger than before.

Posted at 6:15PM on May 29th 2007 by julie

14. Hey Lindsay!!!

GOT COKE???

sniff, sniff...

Posted at 6:15PM on May 29th 2007 by STEVE-O

15. She should be in re-hab for at least 4-6 months instead of the most likely 30 days.
Then off to jail for all her charges regarding her bad choices when driving.

Posted at 6:16PM on May 29th 2007 by Monica