Umm Mom ... Could You Put on Some Clothes?

5/29/2007 1:39 PM PDT
While you were stuffing your face with hamburgers and hotdogs this Memorial Day weekend, Pamela Anderson was stuffing herself into a teeny-weeny bikini and soaking up the sun in Malibu with sons Dylan (left) and Brandon (center) and a pal.

Compared to this tiny two-piece, Pam's fire engine red "Baywatch" suit could have been worn to church.