"Free Paris Hilton Now" Celebrates!

6/7/2007 1:14 PM PDT
Dave Seaman, yes Seaman, from Free Paris Hilton Now has issued a statement of overwhelming joy regarding Paris' newfound semi-freedom:

"The liberation movement is simply thrilled with the news! This is a triumph for grassroots civic action."

Meanwhile, anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan has thrown in the towel in her public fight to end the war in Iraq.