Britney -- Total Butt-head

Britney Spears, butt-flashing mother of two, still likes smokin' butts, but her lighter wouldn't let her.

TMZ spotted the on-the-rebound pop star outside Millenium Dance Complex on Thursday, where she put her lengthy legs on display in short shorts and high heels. Unlit ciggy in hand, Brit attempted to take a smoke break from a long day of dancing, but the formerly smokin' hot lil' thing's lighter just wasn't working.

Neither her cousin Alli nor a bodyguard could help get her cancer sticks lit ... which is too bad, since smoking before a vigorous dance workout is always refreshing.



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31. Yes, watching Paris HIlton videos can give you cancer.

Posted at 1:03PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Underwired

32. Underwierd: EXACTLY!!!

Posted at 1:06PM on Jun 15th 2007 by allinav

33. yrrrrrrrrrrs from now she will share a smoke with her 12 and 13 yr old sons and a jack daniel.

Posted at 1:04PM on Jun 15th 2007 by girl with the pearl-johannes vermeer

34. So that is a reason to do something that you know for sure gives you cancer? Please, stop making excuses for poor decision makers.

Posted at 1:08PM on Jun 15th 2007 by To # 31

35. # 35 - Yes, poor decision makers, when I was 14 and started smoking. Tell me, have you ever been a smoker? Have you ever tried to quit? I doubt it. It was a poor decision at the time, but who didn't make poor decisions when they were that age?
Do you go out in the sun? Because it gives you cancer.
Do you drink diet soda? Because it gives you cancer.
Do you eat processed cheese? Becuase it gives you cancer?

PPPUUULLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!

Posted at 1:11PM on Jun 15th 2007 by allinav

36. #34: My grandfather smoked until he was 88 years old, and never got cancer. He quit because he was "sick of it"!

Posted at 1:13PM on Jun 15th 2007 by so there

37.
this can not be the news of the miniute... please tell me so.........

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Posted at 1:24PM on Jun 15th 2007 by just asking

38. haha alinav - it seems like scientists spend more $$ on finding out what causes cancer then trying to find a cure, so funny!

Posted at 1:16PM on Jun 15th 2007 by blah

39. So you mean to tell me the lighter in that expensive A** car didn't work?!!!
That's stupid!!

Posted at 1:29PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Des

40. Britney looks fat because she doesn't know how to dress her figure. She's always trying to shove herself into clothes and it looks horrible. She looks uncomfortable in everything she wears. And she'd probably changing so often because everything is ripping at the seams!!!

Posted at 1:39PM on Jun 15th 2007 by fat

41. Probably a joint.

Posted at 2:02PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Get off my car

42. Just because you might get cancer from other things doesn't mean it is a good idea to do something so harmful. Even if by chance smoking does not give someone cancer, what about all the other unhealthy ways it affects your life? It causes other diseases and makes you cough and hack up blood. My Aunt was a smoker for years, and it was the hardest thing she ever did-quitting-but it is so worth it-if you want it bad enough. Making excuses will get you no where, you have to decide they aren't worth it and that your life is more important than tobacco rolled up in a little paper. Don't let it control you.

Posted at 2:13PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Smoking sucks

43. #40 is right about Britney and her clothes.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Catrione

44. Hello #29, If Britney's mother has been such a saint, she should make effort to help her daughter take care of the kids knowing what a trash guy she married to. Are u married and have kids yourself to understand a woman? Apparently,Britney cannot entrust her most truthworthly person to help her out so she landed in such a state. She is torn btw career and kids and the huge responsibility.

A man should go out and work to support his family, not rely on his wife. If that K-Fed has any dignity left of a man, he should not cost her more pain and misery again by taking away her only love right now! If Britney lost the only love she had left, I believe she will meet God sooner. If that K-Fed wants full custody, first prove he can support them without any of Britney's hard-earn money, leave whatever share in his separation entitament to the 2 kids (if he so claimed his love for them) when they reach 21 years of age. .

Look at how a woman suffer - grow fat, ugly after birth. She deserves the kids.

Posted at 4:42PM on Jun 15th 2007 by KL

45. Brittney, the planet Uranus called -- & they DON'T want their asshole back!

Posted at 4:57PM on Jun 15th 2007 by HighRollah

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