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Could Laffoon's Porn Habit Pay Off!?

6/21/2007 1:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Coley Lafoon, Anne HecheAn online porn payment company is offering a load of advice to wacky Anne Heche's estranged and allegedly whack-happy husband, Coley Lafoon: Stop getting caught with your pants down!

TMZ has obtained a letter sent by PureVanilla.com VP Kevin Blatt, explaining how Coley might address his purported hobby in the future:



Coley Laffoon:

We understand where you are coming from. So you looked at a little porn? What guy doesn't? If your ex Anne Heche was the judge, ANY guy looking at porn could be considered a "porn-addict with compulsive masturbation problems." Well, we know that's not true about you. For innocent guys like yourself, THE CRIME WASN'T LOOKING -- THE CRIME WAS GETTING CAUGHT!!

We are prepared to offer you something that will protect your privacy -- A PureVanilla.com Gold Card. With it you can join a ton of sites without anyone ever finding out -- the website names don't show up on your credit card statements, and the websites never have access to your personal information -- so nobody will find out what you're doing. You are completely anonymous! It's perfect for celebrities who need privacy but want to look at porn (Charlie Sheen, are you listening??) PureVanilla.com is the only company that can offer privacy protection on every transaction you make through us.

So what do you say, Coleman? Wanna look at some more porn (without getting CAUGHT, that is)??

Sincerely,

Kevin Blatt

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Tangie    

Love porn!

2627 days ago
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cali.girl420    

thanks logical. ;) hope it helps....

2627 days ago
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SinCity    

This letter, if it's real, from PureVanilla.com is hilarious. Either they're marketing on porn users fears and ignorance, or they're just ignorant themselves. There is no such thing as a completely private site. Just ask Big Brother, or little brother...your average, clever hacker. And as Big Brother and many little brothers already know, your own computer has also been designed to make it oooh so easy to read - like your personal info. on it and to track where you go. They should just tell you - what you don't know won't hurt you. :-)

But I'll give it to PureVanilla for a creative business ploy. What's even funnier is that "innocent guys" will be paying for it. That's the entrepreneuring spirit. If Laffoon goes for it, he really is a buffoon.

2626 days ago
19.

stan    

Well if we think about this there is a child in the middle of all this. Now Coley stole Anne Heche away from Ellen. She cheated with him. Now she cheated on him. Once a cheater always a cheater.

2626 days ago
20.

Jil    

No que No!

2626 days ago
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simon birch    

Cheat with Anne.......Please!

2626 days ago
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solanabean    

A little spank and yank is okay from time to time agreed. But when your husband/partner loves himself so much that he can't juice it up for you, then it is a problem. That would make any woman insecure. She is competing with his hand, and he is having a relationship with it rather than her.

2626 days ago
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