Train Wrecks
Britney: Taco Belle

Wearing an athletic tee that says "NO PUSHOVER," and apparently NO BRA, a brown-haired Brit-Brit resisted the siren call of the chalupa at a recent gas station bathroom break.

The toxic fashion disaster singer was spotted making a pit stop in Malibu while a mystery man/friend waited in her idling Mercedes. Britney had time to secure a new crapariffic ammo belt from a local military surplus store.

After checking her Cher-weave, Miss Thing skipped a run for the border. When ya gotta go, ya'll gotta go!




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61. I did check Webster's online, and it isn't even there. Laughin is not a word.

Posted at 12:51PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Dara

62. Mike is right! When referring to Britney, laughin becomes a word. Afterall, Britney is fugly trailer, no class trash!

Posted at 12:52PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Nora

63. Suggestions for laughin:
1. laughing
2. Laughlin
3. leafing
4. leafier
5. leafy
6. lapin
7. levin
8. Laffite
9. refine
10. raffine

Posted at 12:54PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Dara

64. It is not a legitimate word. Anyone can figure that out, and they just want you to keep posting about it. STOP.

Posted at 12:56PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Greg

65. ewe....she just looks so dirty. i wish she would clean herself up. she's knows she's in the spotlight - gas station or not... i just don't get it.....

Posted at 12:58PM on Jul 10th 2007 by metoo

66. Nope Janice, absolutely nobody ever uses the word laughin. It is not a word, nobody ever even heard of. Here is a word of advice. This is a comment site for stupid celebs. You are the type of person who approaches life in an anal retentive way. No fun, just a serious person who gets enjoyment out of being angry, and nasty. Spend more time than is needed trying to correct people on a stupid blog. Have at it, sister. I wouldn't want to spoil your demented fun. So if you say laughin is not a word, so be it. I don't want you to have a heart attack, or anything. I can see your gonna go down with the ship, for your cause. God bless your hard heart, girl. See ya, I gotta go enjoy life. In case nobody ever told ya, it's short.

Posted at 12:57PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Mike

67. Americans cannot spell at all. Look who you have running your country.

Posted at 12:59PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Sandrine

68. Ta bouche bebe Mike.

Posted at 1:05PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Sandrine

69. Sandrine You just need to shut it. Who we have running our country is none of your business. You're only here posting today because men like my grandfather died on Omaha beach to save your sorry a$$es.

Now to the more important topic here. What happened to Brit's tour? What happened to Brit's album? What happened to Brit? What happened to real news?

Posted at 1:08PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Maddy

70. what happend how did all the wieght she lost come back fatso

Posted at 1:10PM on Jul 10th 2007 by D

71. GO MIKE!!!! I can just see Janice madly surfing around looking for the word laughin in the dictionary! Your right, nobody EVER uses that word. HAHAHA!!!

Posted at 1:11PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Miss Piss

72. Good God, when is it going to be over for this girl?

Posted at 1:30PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Ginger

73. Mike was the one who said it was a word. It isn't. You read the posts wrong Miss Piss.

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Dara

74. Mike was the person who said it was a legitimate word to get that chick to look it up. She apparently did.

Posted at 1:18PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Greg

75. No, dear Dara, you did. It's calles sarcasm.

Posted at 1:17PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Miss Piss

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