The new off-Broadway production "My First Time" -- a play about people sharing their tales of de-virgination -- is offering free tickets to anyone who doesn't have such a tale. Being socially awkward with the opposite sex does have its advantages!
Opening on July 28, the play is based on an old website where people anonymously submitted stories about their first time. How will the box office figure out who's "done it" and who hasn't? They're using a mind reader/psychic hypnotist.
Undressing someone with your eyes is one thing, but checking their virginity with your mind? That's f**ked.