Finally, Being a Virgin Pays Off

Posted Jul 15th 2007 3:01AM by TMZ Staff

My First TimeThe new off-Broadway production "My First Time" -- a play about people sharing their tales of de-virgination -- is offering free tickets to anyone who doesn't have such a tale. Being socially awkward with the opposite sex does have its advantages!

Opening on July 28, the play is based on an old website where people anonymously submitted stories about their first time. How will the box office figure out who's "done it" and who hasn't? They're using a mind reader/psychic hypnotist.

Undressing someone with your eyes is one thing, but checking their virginity with your mind? That's f**ked.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: my first time, MyFirstTime, virgin

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1. A play based on a website. And I thought Broadway was officially done when they started to make musicals out of mediocre Hollywood movies. What next, a play based on hook-up ads from Craig's List? Actually, that sounds like a good idea.

Posted at 3:26AM on Jul 15th 2007 by Tug

2. Actually having self respect ALWAYS pays off. ;)

Posted at 3:27AM on Jul 15th 2007 by Kim

3. I got a few virgins to give me that prize, Lets see in a bathroom at a friends apartment in VIrginia Beach, a townhouse in the ghetto af Virginia Beach, my car in Westboro, Ma, On a picnic table in Texarkana, Tx, and My FAVORITE was onboard the U.S.S. Enterprise while I was on duty down in the 7-176 magazine in 94, I was a pig, now I am happily married with a son, so all you people that are going to post negative things about this can KISS MY A$$

Posted at 6:11AM on Jul 15th 2007 by MIKE THE TRUTH

4. hmm Mike....on the U.S.S Enterprise you say??? That is an all male aircraft carrier. Not sure you should have posted that one on your so called proud devirginizing experience. And, the reason I know this is my husband was on the U.S.S Enterprise stationed in Norfolk Virginia.

Posted at 8:13AM on Jul 15th 2007 by becky

5. The people wanting free tickets better not bring their kinds.

Posted at 8:13AM on Jul 15th 2007 by Karen

6. Typo. Make that kids.

Posted at 8:15AM on Jul 15th 2007 by Karen

7. Maybe he tapped your husband's virgin ass?

Posted at 8:37AM on Jul 15th 2007 by Willa Dodge

8. Mike never said his prizes were obtained from girls.

Posted at 8:38AM on Jul 15th 2007 by Willa Dodge

9. as a freshman, one neighborhood girl did all the boys. Down at the park with my buddy in
1947 Wisconsin. Yes, most of the boys did it way back then, broken in by the neighborhood's promiscuous girl. Most girls held back until much later in their teen years. There was a lot of petting though. I cherish those memories.

Posted at 8:46AM on Jul 15th 2007 by Ellis Light

10. AOL needs to spend a few bucks and hire some writers.

Posted at 9:39AM on Jul 15th 2007 by dungal1

11. They should have the hypnoticdiva.com for their hypnotist!!

Posted at 9:48AM on Jul 15th 2007 by mmagic

12. Mike of #3, does your wife know about all the guys (you never said they were girls and 1 for sure was a guy) cherries you got? Which one of them guys got you backdoor cherry?

Posted at 2:34PM on Jul 15th 2007 by Does your wife know?

13. Is this a interesting story to post????? NO

Posted at 8:41PM on Jul 15th 2007 by thank you

14. The U.S.S. Enterprise in NOT an all-male ship. My husband is stationed on there now and there are at least 20 women in his squadron alone on that boat.

Posted at 7:36AM on Jul 16th 2007 by A.B.S.

15. Wow! I went to college with this girl! We were in the same theatre program. She even moved into my room, when I graduated. And now here she is... naked. Ahhh, life is so funny like that.

Posted at 8:17PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Seth

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