Punk pixie Avril Lavigne faced a slew of paparazzi outside of Opera last night. When our camera guy asked Avril how she was doing, she simply replied with a high-pitched, girly shriek. Point taken.
Ron Jeremy was also at Opera last night -- and he was more than excited to see our camera. "Which one's TMZ?" Ron asked. "You guys are lightning." Guess that makes him the thunder.
Also out on the town: Nicollette Sheridan at Koi with Michael Bolton, Meagan Good signing autographs for fans and Kim Kardashian after a facial.
All this and less in today's monosyllabic edition of Star Catcher.