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Andy Milonakis -- Lindsay's Savior?

Posted Aug 7th 2007 11:04AM by TMZ Staff

D-list wannabe Andy Milonakis believes he could be the one to save Lindsay Lohan's life. Say what?!

TMZ was outside of Crustacean last night, where the diminutive train wreck was chatting with also mess Jason Wahler, who had just scored the digits of sexy chicken dancer, Bai Ling. Andy claimed it was his great influence that got the "Laguna Beach" badboy to "eat Cheerios everyday instead of chugging vodka" and to "eat a nice dinner, don't smoke crack." What a pal!

Milonakis also said he could get Little Miss Lohan to straighten up as well, telling TMZ, "I'll have her eating Cheerios and sniffing less coke!" Who knew Cheerios had so much power?!

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1. What a fat slob!

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

2. andy, lose some weight.

Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 7th 2007 by joe russo

3. I doubt if he could get LILO to stop. I mean, they both look like drunks!

Posted at 3:21PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

4. big fat slob

Posted at 9:03AM on Aug 8th 2007 by joe russo

5. andy milinokis every guy want s 2 be him,every girl wants 2 be with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ah,just kidding lol but hes cool does he mean plain cheerios or"special"cheerios as in "special brownies"heh heh his last advice 2 her waz better,weeed iz good and should be legal poor linds should not go 2 jail.celebrate national disobediance day august 30th

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist!!(kadintodd2@aol.com)

6. That Jason creep is every where and will talk to anybody who has a camera in front of them. I hate this a hole so bad.

Posted at 9:42AM on Aug 8th 2007 by anonymous

7. who is he anyway

Posted at 11:27AM on Aug 7th 2007 by hora

8. He looks like a fat drunk so how can he possibly help the Linds?

Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

9. I was outside Crustacean last night with Matt Groening and Amy Sedaris, and can verify the accuracy of this account.

Posted at 11:31AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Ace Howard

10. I hate this dude, he will talk to anybody if he sees a camera. I hate him so much, with his non having career ass.

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 7th 2007 by anonymous

11. Personal trainers, personal assistants, now these morons have personal rehab specialists. Spoiled waste of life morons.

Posted at 11:48AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jiggy

12. i think this young man had too much sugar and cream with his cherrios!

Posted at 11:53AM on Aug 7th 2007 by sonja

13. Perhaps HE should go on the cheerio's diet. or possibly Special K

Posted at 12:02PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Bowl of cereal

14. And you'd not be surprised that fortified Oat grains puts the body's nerves and digestive system back in balance, allowing sleep, inhances memory.. therefore corrects the brain seizure damages and cleans the colon,.. and, walnuts, bananas.. drinking a lot of water too, upends a drug over use which numbs most nerve endings and causes chronic constipation etc.
http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=56307

Posted at 12:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by LastWordONIT

15. come on people. to make fun of this kid's weight is stupid. most of the time everyone makes comments about how he is a nobody, but if you where there, you probably be in the camera as well, oh yea and he must have some kind of film career, because he is on TV, and oh yea your not.

Posted at 12:37PM on Aug 7th 2007 by smart

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