Andy Milonakis -- Lindsay's Savior?

Posted Aug 7th 2007 11:04AM by TMZ Staff

D-list wannabe Andy Milonakis believes he could be the one to save Lindsay Lohan's life. Say what?!

TMZ was outside of Crustacean last night, where the diminutive train wreck was chatting with also mess Jason Wahler, who had just scored the digits of sexy chicken dancer, Bai Ling. Andy claimed it was his great influence that got the "Laguna Beach" badboy to "eat Cheerios everyday instead of chugging vodka" and to "eat a nice dinner, don't smoke crack." What a pal!

Milonakis also said he could get Little Miss Lohan to straighten up as well, telling TMZ, "I'll have her eating Cheerios and sniffing less coke!" Who knew Cheerios had so much power?!

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1. What a fat slob!

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

2. andy, lose some weight.

Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 7th 2007 by joe russo

3. who is he anyway

Posted at 11:27AM on Aug 7th 2007 by hora

4. I was outside Crustacean last night with Matt Groening and Amy Sedaris, and can verify the accuracy of this account.

Posted at 11:31AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Ace Howard

5. I hate this dude, he will talk to anybody if he sees a camera. I hate him so much, with his non having career ass.

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 7th 2007 by anonymous

6. Personal trainers, personal assistants, now these morons have personal rehab specialists. Spoiled waste of life morons.

Posted at 11:48AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jiggy

7. i think this young man had too much sugar and cream with his cherrios!

Posted at 11:53AM on Aug 7th 2007 by sonja

8. Perhaps HE should go on the cheerio's diet. or possibly Special K

Posted at 12:02PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Bowl of cereal

9. And you'd not be surprised that fortified Oat grains puts the body's nerves and digestive system back in balance, allowing sleep, inhances memory.. therefore corrects the brain seizure damages and cleans the colon,.. and, walnuts, bananas.. drinking a lot of water too, upends a drug over use which numbs most nerve endings and causes chronic constipation etc.
http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=56307

Posted at 12:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by LastWordONIT

10. come on people. to make fun of this kid's weight is stupid. most of the time everyone makes comments about how he is a nobody, but if you where there, you probably be in the camera as well, oh yea and he must have some kind of film career, because he is on TV, and oh yea your not.

Posted at 12:37PM on Aug 7th 2007 by smart

11. Andy is not acting. He's really that dumb. I used to work with him at a retail joint in Westchester, NY before his "career" took off. Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel! Oh, and he's no kid. He's got to be nearly 30 at this point.

Posted at 2:24PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Another Hater

12. He looks like a fat drunk so how can he possibly help the Linds?

Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

13. I doubt if he could get LILO to stop. I mean, they both look like drunks!

Posted at 3:21PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

14. This fatso is a freak show.

Posted at 3:23PM on Aug 7th 2007 by DO

15. Stop insulting Andy Milonakis people. He is not a child. He's actually 30 or 31 years old (Don't qoute me.. I forget). He just has a hormonal problem that makes him look like a child, but he's a grown man. Probably has growth hormone or testosterone deficiency, or both. His hormonal issues make him fat as well by the way....He can't gain any muscle either, he has no testosterone...

Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Hesnotakid

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