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Andy Milonakis -- Lindsay's Savior?

8/7/2007 12:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

D-list wannabe Andy Milonakis believes he could be the one to save Lindsay Lohan's life. Say what?!


TMZ was outside of Crustacean last night, where the diminutive train wreck was chatting with also mess Jason Wahler, who had just scored the digits of sexy chicken dancer, Bai Ling. Andy claimed it was his great influence that got the "Laguna Beach" badboy to "eat Cheerios everyday instead of chugging vodka" and to "eat a nice dinner, don't smoke crack." What a pal!

Milonakis also said he could get Little Miss Lohan to straighten up as well, telling TMZ, "I'll have her eating Cheerios and sniffing less coke!" Who knew Cheerios had so much power?!

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Cat Stevns    

What a fat slob!

2612 days ago
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big joe    

andy, lose some weight.

2612 days ago
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Cat Stevns    

I doubt if he could get LILO to stop. I mean, they both look like drunks!

2612 days ago
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big joe    

big fat slob

2612 days ago
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todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist-----(kadintodd2@aol.com)    

andy milinokis every guy want s 2 be him,every girl wants 2 be with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ah,just kidding lol but hes cool does he mean plain cheerios or"special"cheerios as in "special brownies"heh heh his last advice 2 her waz better,weeed iz good and should be legal poor linds should not go 2 jail.celebrate national disobediance day august 30th

2612 days ago
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anonymous    

That Jason creep is every where and will talk to anybody who has a camera in front of them. I hate this a hole so bad.

2612 days ago
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hora    

who is he anyway

2612 days ago
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Cat Stevns    

He looks like a fat drunk so how can he possibly help the Linds?

2612 days ago
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Ace    

I was outside Crustacean last night with Matt Groening and Amy Sedaris, and can verify the accuracy of this account.

2612 days ago
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anonymous    

I hate this dude, he will talk to anybody if he sees a camera. I hate him so much, with his non having career ass.

2612 days ago
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Democrats are evil    

Personal trainers, personal assistants, now these morons have personal rehab specialists. Spoiled waste of life morons.

2612 days ago
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sonja    

i think this young man had too much sugar and cream with his cherrios!

2612 days ago
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Jemima Puddleduck    

Perhaps HE should go on the cheerio's diet. or possibly Special K

2612 days ago
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Sillyme    

And you'd not be surprised that fortified Oat grains puts the body's nerves and digestive system back in balance, allowing sleep, inhances memory.. therefore corrects the brain seizure damages and cleans the colon,.. and, walnuts, bananas.. drinking a lot of water too, upends a drug over use which numbs most nerve endings and causes chronic constipation etc.
http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=56307

2612 days ago
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smart    

come on people. to make fun of this kid's weight is stupid. most of the time everyone makes comments about how he is a nobody, but if you where there, you probably be in the camera as well, oh yea and he must have some kind of film career, because he is on TV, and oh yea your not.

2612 days ago
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