Train Wrecks
Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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76. People need to stop refering to Britney and the other pieces of trash as celebrities. They are nothing close. A celebrity is someone who can act and has class. These girls are high class trash. Of course they are fun to read about, but I think there title of celebrity needs to go away.

Oh and those of you "Southerns" getting offended with the writing, get a life. IF you really were a Southern you would not be taking the time to give two shi*s as to what was written. The article was written with a Southern Drawl (I think I spelled that right). You just need something to bit*h about. Read the other posts, they have the same sarcastic tone to them but are writen without the Southern drawl. You don't hear the NonSouthern folk complaining.

Posted at 4:14PM on Aug 7th 2007 by lissabell

77. OMG, that was so funny I laughed till I almost cried! Y'all outdone yerselfs thar!

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 7th 2007 by DodgerGirl

78. this iz just nasty and tasteless,maybe she waz buying sum nice kava kava lol.

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist!!(kadintodd2@aol.com)

79. That has to be one of the most unflattering photos I've ever seen. I realize it's just the angle, but her legs look SOOOOOOOO frickin' funny!

Posted at 4:22PM on Aug 7th 2007 by naughynaughty

80. Note to No. 54 : Dear Wanda Nicholas: You're looking for US History and News on TMZ? LOL. You are on the wrong site for sure girl. Here's a revelation for you? You aint gonna find any on here. Are you kidding? Go to the History Channel website if you want US history & news. This site just covers celebrity trash antics. This either has to be a joke post or you need to get out of the house more.

Posted at 4:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Comment

81. I LOVE TMZ!!!! I read this and just started cracking up!!! You guys are the best!

Posted at 4:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lo

82. #6 i don't think i've ever hit a PARKED car thank you very much.

and she does look slightly thinner. even tho that busted-ass weave is blinding me.

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by megerella

83. omg--this is the best post ever...i CRACKED up, Y'ALL!!!

Posted at 4:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by jennifergrohl

84. And these celebrities always wonder why sites such as TMZ(along with its millions of ppl/fans)always write about(and mercilessly make fun of) them.

Posted at 5:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Steven Millan

85. i think the saddest part in this whole brittney charade is that she cares more about the dogs than her own children. she is always out and about carrying her little dogs while someone else is carrying her children. grow up!

Posted at 5:06PM on Aug 7th 2007 by chrissy

86. DOES K-FED HAVE A NANNY FOR WHEN HE HAS CUSTODY OF BRITS BOYS?

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Pam

87. 51. Actually, I do not understand why this story was on the Web. Give us history and news. Why I even read it I do not know. Can we not upgrade? There are so many fascinating things in history that could be reported. Please credit your recipients with intelligence and not Brittany type articles. Thank you.


U.S. history and news on TMZ? Come on now Wanda, this is a wrong forum to suggest such thing. Hear try these for history: http://www.history.com/ and http://www.ushistory.org/ or this for news: http://news.google.com . TMZ is all about celebrity trashy news; personally, I find it quite amusing. Again, you're in the wrong place if you're looking to get informed (not amused or "entertained"). Peace!

Posted at 5:11PM on Aug 7th 2007 by man0war777

88. Oh, that's spelt here and not hear as spelt earlier.. my bad!

Posted at 5:12PM on Aug 7th 2007 by man0war777

89. Yes, I know that but apparently she does not.

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 7th 2007 by daniel h.

90. i laughed so hard TMZ...u guys are funny

Posted at 5:42PM on Aug 7th 2007 by oh my god

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