Home : Train Wrecks, Britney Spears : Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Train Wrecks
Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

Trashy Britney Spears Gallery

Tags: accident, britney spears, BritneySpears, car, dog, dogs, little, vitamins, weaveguard

Comments [177]
SHARE |
4ie6

Relevant Posts

Reader Comments

(Page 6 of 12) Previous 15 Comments | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

76. lmao, what a disgusting skank. she can't even pretend to be a lady. god, i just threw up a little. and for the person who said that it's offensive how TMZ makes it look like all southerners are like her- no its not. TMZ doesn't give people from the south a bad name. SHE does. and honestly, i don't generalize so i DONT think all southerners are like this. i just think she is trash and a constant fail

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 7th 2007 by hora

77. christina aguilera is looking BETTER AND BETTER with each passing day...

back in 2003 christina said ' britney is a lost little girl ' .....she was TELLING THE TRUTH !!




Posted at 6:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by jane doe

78. posting number 40
You have misunderstood the posting where I stated that at least Brit has the insurnace coverage and a legal license. Many of the celebs. recently posted here on TMZ do not have driver's licenses and some attended/ will attend jail for the infraction. Do you get it now?
Never mind the millions of illegals immigrants who are in auto accidents that even if convicted simply return to their country of origin to evade the U.S. Court sentences and remands to victoms.
And...
In major cities through out the U.S. including the Nation's Capitol many drive without insurance not just those who you refer to as TRAILER PARK residents.

Posted at 2:48PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Grace E.

79. NEXT ON SPRINGER. . . But I Luuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvs you (fat chick with skidmarks) lol

I suppose it was a minor accident but CA law says the the party of the efected vehicle
must be notified.

Posted at 2:52PM on Aug 7th 2007 by BOEING 787-8 - 2 ENGINES 2 HAUL ASS 4engs 4losers

80.
Hey "simon beautch, errrrrr birch"

You are like the prudish mother who goes to a rock and or roll concert and complains about the lyrics and loud noise.

No one dragged you there, nor did anyone drag you here...you are the dumb a** who stokes the paparrazzi fire by continuing to provide "hits" to websites like this....which drives up revenues, which creates more "need" for the photos...

You are a true dumb a**.....and what is with the "homophobic" slur??

Posted at 2:50PM on Aug 7th 2007 by WTF!!

81. OMG, that was so funny I laughed till I almost cried! Y'all outdone yerselfs thar!

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 7th 2007 by DodgerGirl

82. More like this! I'm laughing so hard...

Posted at 2:57PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Coolmommy

83. does tnx have a new writer? brilliant- hillarious- I have been laughing my as* off the past couple weeks!

Posted at 3:10PM on Aug 7th 2007 by jaaz

84. Hey TMZ, nice to know what you think southern people sound like. You bunch of retards! Listen to Brit on video and she mostly sounds like a valley girl. So drop the drawl and add more "like'.

Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 7th 2007 by boredatwork

85. 'Brittney plays y'all like a fiddle' is what the headline should read. The sad thing is that the closest thing to friends she has is the paparazzi right now hence her playfulness and pranks on you.

Posted at 3:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by E

86. Grow up. You're a sad example of "journalism," if that is what you try to call what you do.

If I want to read juvenile purile crap, I'll find some naughty children. Or is that who writes for this thing?

Posted at 10:30PM on Aug 7th 2007 by anonymous

87. There are vehicles that you can get your children in and out of much easier.

Also for those that are unaware; There are vehicles that you can buy that an adult can get in and out of more comfortably.

POLITELY SPOKEN

Posted at 7:06PM on Aug 7th 2007 by salon1

88. #6...whether you like it or not Ms. Britney is a celebrity living in Los Angeles. And as such, she should know better than to crouch on the ground wearing a super short skirt. Of course her photo is going to be taken. I agree, we all make mistakes but not all of us are celebrities who regard themselves a whole lot differently than the average Joe. and ps...no matter what I would NEVER position myself like this in a short skirt unless I happened to be drunk and blissfully unaware the public could see my crotch...

Posted at 8:02AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Kate

89. It's getting old, TMZ. You guys have no room to talk about being trashy.

Posted at 7:12PM on Aug 7th 2007 by David

90. LOL... Man this is priceless...

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by luca

Previous 15 Comments | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments