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Janice -- Card with a "Guard"

8/14/2007 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

That Janice Dickinson sure knows how to class up the red carpet.
The paleozoic wreck-eriffic celebu-"judge" showed up to Grauman's Chinese Theater last night for the premiere of "Superbad" with, well, this guy, whom Janice saw fit to outfit in an "outrageous" half-shirt. And oh yeah, the shirt says 'security' on it. Get it? Like he's her boy toy security guard. Get it? Hilarious. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

At least Janice -- herself "glammed" up in a delightfully home-hemmed satin number with her best soccer mom flats -- thinks it's outrageous too. Superbad!


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16.

L.A. Douchenozzle, Esq.    

Annoying old lady, go away, you haven't been hot in 26 years.

2624 days ago
17.

Bruce Wayne    

She might as well have Booby Trendy be her security guard.

2624 days ago
18.

SlappDaddy    

Janice has been used like a spitoon by most of the men in Hollywood, go away crazy lady!!

2624 days ago
19.

Tired and Ready for A Nap    

What an 'interesting' way to get publicity - not so much for her but for the gentleman standing next to her half dressed. His Mother will be so proud.

2624 days ago
20.

whatever    

I think this is one of her male models. The guy from Serbia or some place close. He was a real bitch on the show. In any case--not a flattering look for either of them

2624 days ago
21.

SayWhat    

He jumps her he slides right off with that dress.

2624 days ago
22.

Desiree    

Janice, go away you no-talent dried up hag. NO CLASS, LADY! And WTF would you know about Hail Mary's or praying, you are such an immoral slut. Go get some more plastic surgery. What a horrid trainwreck!

2624 days ago
23.

Maikie    

This guy is from her modeling agency that was on the Oxygen show. I totally recognize him. She is trying to promote him as well as herself.

2624 days ago
24.

Jemima Puddleduck    

Thanks be to God she kept her hoo-hoo covered this time!

2624 days ago
25.

Paige M.    

Janices " Bodyguard " is actually a with model in her modeling agenc and i her show on the oxygen network.

2624 days ago
26.

Cynic    

That poor guy looks like he'd rather be getting a root canal!

2624 days ago
27.

annanicolestern    

I love Janice but that hem has to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........!
:)

2624 days ago
28.

Justin    

Love Janice. The guy is hot, but she should of brought a younger hotter guy. I'd kill to have those abs!

2624 days ago
29.

dw29    

Just be glad she's not pulling up her skirt to show her underwear and plastic surgery scars, like she usually does. That's so nasty.

2624 days ago
30.

Jessica    

Who is she? I've never heard her name until America's Next Top Model. I can name a list of much better aged, qualified women who can be considered the first real supermodel. Ie: Lauren Hutton, Cheryl Tieggs, Cindy Crawford, Elle McPherson.

2624 days ago
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