Ahoy, Mateys! Paris at Treasure Island

1. Who cares what this bimbo does?! She can't act, sing or dance. Her name is all she has.

Posted at 3:02PM on Aug 28th 2007 by memyselfandI

2. WHAT A BORE!!

Posted at 3:03PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Madison

3. Yup. This is the born-again Parisite who found God.

Posted at 4:39PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Yucko

4. you guys still follow her every move tho huh.

lmfao

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 28th 2007 by lalala

5. No more partying for her! She doesnt even drink, Right??!! I hate it when people use God and the Bible only when they are in trouble and then leave them behind when things are all "fixed" Very poor example for todays youth and socity in a whole!

Posted at 3:07PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Denise

6. maybe just maybe if she just went away there would be less global warming, WHAT has this SKANK ever done ?

NOTHING !! ! !! & will never do ANYTHING .

Posted at 3:07PM on Aug 28th 2007 by JoeS

7. She has got a new perfume out at scentofparis com check it out it's yummy.

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 28th 2007 by caz

8. SUCH A LONELY PERSON




SUCH A LONELY PERSON




SUCH A LONELY PERSON




SUCH A LONELY PERSON

Posted at 3:27PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Paparazzi

9. YOU GO GIRL, CONGRATUATIONS ON YOUR NEW LINE.

KEEP UP THE GOOD JOB, AND LOVE THE HAIR. DON'T LISTEN TO OTHERS ON HERE THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, AND HOPE TO SEE YOU OUT MORE. ENJOY YOUR NEW HOME, YOU DESERVES IT.

PARIS

Posted at 3:12PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Paris

10. double y a w n

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Go AwAY

11. Is she close to opening her halfway house for women in prison??? What a joke that was. She'd rather spend the money on herself, partying and buying things.

Posted at 3:13PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Joe

12. J
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PEOPLE GET A LIFE, GET A JOB GET REAL

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Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Paris

13. she peaked when crying in the back of the cop car. since then, who cares. borecity.

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 28th 2007 by bomber

14. YOU
WOULD
CRY
ALSO
IF
YOU
HAD
MADE
A
MISTAKE
AND
BEEN
TAKEN
TO
JAIL

SO THERE, GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK

THAT'S
HOT
THAT'S
HOT
THAT'S
HOT

Posted at 3:18PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Paris

15. LET ME COUNT THE DAYS THAT PARIS WILL BE B-A-C-K IN J-A-I-L

1,2,3..................................................................................................................

and this time Paris, the public won't accept any more L-A-M-E, unfulfilled promises of "gimme one more chance" or "when I get out this time I will..."

Nope, Paris you will be B-A-C-K in J-A-I-L and this time no more excuses.

Once you're out, we can see that you have amnesia...How convenient...

Paris, you will be back in jail -- 1,2,3....

Posted at 3:36PM on Aug 28th 2007 by PARIS WILL BE BACK IN JAIL