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Brit's Ex-Ass-istant All Funk'd Up in Vegas

8/30/2007 9:51 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spears' ex-assistant Shannon Funk is demonstrating that she larn'ed herself real good from her old boss, especially when it comes to lap dances and pooter-peeks.

TMZ got these snaps of Funk positioned in a familiar Spearsian position -- legs wide not-shut -- and Shannon even scooped up a celebrity date while she was in town, comedian Jamie Kennedy, who wasn't shy about examining Funk's merchandise, either from the back (left) or the front (right). Way to keep it skeevy!

At the end of the night the two ended up at Body English in the Hard Rock with impresario Jeff Beacher ... bringing it all full circle.

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Rasta Boom Bastic    

First!

2558 days ago
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Goldie Hand    

I reclon the nut don't fall far from the tree y'all

2558 days ago
3.

wa wa waa    

Is that Larry Flynt and Jamie Kennedy? I would have been first, but I am waiting for an update on teflon tart LL. I heard that she popped a dirty in rehab.

2558 days ago
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Kourtni    

Why is TMZ trying to make her into a celebrity?

2558 days ago
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TheONE    

Another Airhead skank. looking for attention.

2558 days ago
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Jcase    

The old guy looks like he's imagining a 3some! Ewwww

2558 days ago
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Stan    

Does Britney run a skank academy ?

2558 days ago
8.

Bird    

Maybe she is trying to have a Hollywood career. She's off to a good start it seems since you are reporting on this complete nobody.

2558 days ago
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Jemima Puddleduck    

#5 it already IS a threesome. A threesome of losers!

2558 days ago
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Ricky Ticky Tock    

Looks like a freak... I bet her and Britney are both freaks... I betcha anything they are.

2558 days ago
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Blah blah blah    

What makes this worth reporting? I don't even know who these people are. There are skanks like her everywhere, even in my small little town. She's wasted, they're horney, and we all know what will happen next. Find some real stories to report TMZ.

2558 days ago
12.

Mrs. Harvey Levin    

Well, she learned from the biggest skank of them all!

2558 days ago
13.

Dawn Day    

Jamie Kennedy? A fine catch indeed. She can't score any better than that after showing off her vajayjay? Now that's sad.

2558 days ago
14.

me    

nothing like having sweaty fat washed up losers stare at you to make a girl feel good about herself

2558 days ago
15.

Stan    

Hollywood should be nuked. Sodom and Gommorrah looked like disneyland compared to them

2558 days ago
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