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McMahon's Illegitimate Leprechaun

9/11/2007 5:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Putting that nasty Chris Benoit murder-suicide behind him, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has something new to worry about: little green men.


With WWE spin on the already crazy world of paternity battles, it was revealed on last night's "Monday Night RAW" that the uber-tanned chairman fathered leprechaun-wannabe wrestler, Hornswoggle.

Not great news for McMahon, but fantastic for his "Lil Bastard" -- Hornswoggle now stands to inherit a hefty sum from Vince's personal pot o' gold. Of course, since none of this is actually real, he probably won't get a penny.

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Get a Clue    

The WWE has SO jumped the shark.

2412 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

Great. Now we get wrestling plotlines! Now that's newsworthy!

2412 days ago
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Moose    

It was pretty obvious that is who it was going to be. I am not surprised at all. I guess that is why I don't watch wrestling anymore. The WWE writers must actually think that crap is funny. They need to think again.

2412 days ago
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Nicole    

Seriously, why are we even covering THIS story? This is as bad as porn having story-lines. Puleeeeze!!!!

2412 days ago
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Vanessa    

The WWE is now a sad soap opera!

2412 days ago
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huh?    

Why isn't this idiot behind bars? Who watches this crap anyway???

2412 days ago
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lizardking    

We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild

2412 days ago
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Vanessa    

Come on Vince....we know why you have your leprechaun, just the right height for a
blow ***!!!

2412 days ago
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cisco    

If the wrestling was real we wouldn't have all this other stupid crap!

2412 days ago
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Mrs. Harvey Levin    

Harvey,
When you get home tonight, we will talk about what you consider interesting and newsworthy...

2412 days ago
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brocknroll    

Actually the Hornswoggle thing is a prank played by Triple H himself storywise. Triple H will later then admit he pulled a prank on McMahon and Triple H will be proved as the son, you non-wrestling fans here know nothing. WWE has been a soap opera since the beggining.

2412 days ago
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Stevie    

C'mon, Hornswoggle's gotta be more newsworthy than Britney!

2412 days ago
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WWEfan    

Newsworthy are you people really complaining about WWE on TMZ give me a break TMZ is just an entertainment site where the biggest story is what Britney Spears wore at the VMA's or who Pam Anderson or Paris Hilton was screwing so shut the hell up about TMZ covering a WWE Storyline it's just entertainment if you want real news go to your local news website dumbass people........Anyway I thought it was pretty funny but I still wish it had been Mr. Kennedy......Kennedy you wrestling fans will get why I typed Kennedy twice but he ended up getting suspended so that didn't happend so Vince McMahon decided to go the comedy way and for that I thought it was funny that his son ended up being the midget now hopefully Randy Orton will win the WWE Championship this SUNDAY AT WWE UNFORGIVEN ON PAY PER VIEW ..........cheap plug.......and then the Mr. McMahon/Hornswoggle Storyline will just be in the background of the WWE Championship......Oh and again people stop bitching about TMZ covering WWE this isn't a real news site it's just a celebrity gossip site

2412 days ago
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Amazed.......    

WWE........What a joke. No wonder other countries make fun of the U.S..What a waste of time watching these idiots....!!!!!!!!!!!Get A Life People..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2412 days ago
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B-Heard    

So TMA are you going to even acknowledge that wrestling is scripted? I mean the fans know it, Vince McMahon addresses it, yet you still seem to report this as if it was actual news.

Please next time some major character is killed off Days of Our Lives or General Hospital report that too as if it was real.

At least Perez has witty commentary and not useless fictional crap.

2412 days ago
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