1. Ew. And all this time I thought he was gay.

Posted at 10:55AM on Sep 21st 2007 by I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH

2. FIRST !!!

Posted at 10:57AM on Sep 21st 2007 by C

3. huh, she's skanky just like the real parasite

Posted at 11:01AM on Sep 21st 2007 by I hate paris

4. now this is the definition of "Klingon". this girl is only famous for looking like Paris... AND she is all over the place!!! she even talks and acts like her now....man Hollywood is burning to the ground!

Posted at 11:02AM on Sep 21st 2007 by death on a cracker

5. Strangely PERFECT! But, I thought DiCriscio was gay?!?! I thought he had this love/hate thing with Bobby Trendy. The fake Paris better use safe sex practices with this guy. Although, I have a strange sense that he is not that "used", if you know what I mean. He seemed to pie-eyed in the stars to have "been" with a lot of people. So, maybe this is a match - she'll break his heart. did you see how she wouldn't lock lips with him in public - ya know she's NOT shy - just wanting the free food and drink that goes along with this guy -

Hey DiCriscio, if you really are into girls, I will go out with you. Call me!

Posted at 11:06AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Ho-No she don't!

6. Come on TMZ....this is lame. This is FAKE news and belongs on the Fox News Channel, not TMZ, the source of All News Worth Knowing.

Posted at 11:10AM on Sep 21st 2007 by It's a Bitch, Britney

7. Bobby is going to be livid.

Posted at 11:11AM on Sep 21st 2007 by wa wa waa

8. he is gay, these are media whores and TMZ cameras are the ones feeding the dollar bills to these sluts.

Posted at 11:12AM on Sep 21st 2007 by death on a cracker

9. GOOD GOD, I know it's a slow news day but why print this crap!?

The paps on vacation? *YAWN*

Posted at 11:12AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Dawn Day

10. This goes to show you that when you set your aspirations and goals in life to achieve you can fulfill your dreams. Being a fake Paris is possible if you have faith and determination.

Posted at 11:28AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Pink

11. Wow. Breaking news. A fake celeb kisses a celeb wannabe. I am still trying to understand why we would care.

Posted at 11:28AM on Sep 21st 2007 by tom foolery

12. Why does TMZ insist on reporting on these pathetic "non-celebrities"? Seriously. What has this chick done either than impersonate someone who has a questionable celebrity status. Hey Natalie, Go Get a life and figure out who you are. One day you will be embarrassed.

Posted at 11:31AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Kate

13. How much does this girl pay you to be on this site? Wow...two wannabes making out. Do you ever show real celebrities anymore?

Posted at 11:35AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Faking Interest

14. They are just playing around for the cameras. They are not going out. He is gay and she just wants her picture taken.

Posted at 11:35AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Nancy

15. This bimbo's only claim to "fame" is that she wears a ratty wig and almost looks like a sort-of Paris Hilton. That's it, nothing else, and the paps and TMZ are going to make a celeb out this moron??? That's all it takes in Hollywood to get these idiot paps to pay attention, kinda look like some celebutardo and within minutes you, too, will be a "star." This is so beyond disgusting, TMZ, that you would even bother giving these two nothings the slightest bit of attention AND actually put them on TMZ.. Get real would ya'all?

Posted at 11:35AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Get real, TMZ