Internet sensation turned fame whore Chris Crocker knows that to really make it in Hollywood one needs to hang out with the A-list -- transsexuals! Leave the mascara alone!
The 19-year-old pancaked blonde-bobbed Britney lover hit up the Z-list fest that was the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on Tuesday, and nipslipped with everyone's favorite male-to-female transgendered Arquette, Alexis! Girls will be girls!
Alexis,38, then went on to manhandle "I Love New York" cheeseball "Heat," telling him, "I have the soft taco for your hot beef filling." Make a run for the border!