If Aliens Attack, Rudy Is Ready

The next President of the United States will inherit multiple dilemmas, but unforeseen ones might arise -- including an alien invasion. And if that day should arrive, the American people can count on Rudy Giuliani to be prepared!


On a campaign stop in Exeter, N.H., a young boy asked the former NYC mayor, "If we find there is something living on another planet, and it is bad, and it comes over here, what would you do?" Kids today!

Giuliani laughed it off, but did try and give the lad a serious answer. Good to know Rudy has his eye on the ball.

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16. ...#13...he did clean things up...but by the time he was to be leaving he was tanking bigtime...he literally got saved by 9/11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

17. Well... there goes the Scientologists' votes.

Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Angiebaby

18. Rudy is a joke. Rep RON PAUL is an straight talking gentleman with a proven track record of values, honesty and integrity during his 10 terms in Congress. RON PAUL upholds our Constitution and NEVER accepts donations from corporations, lobbyists, PAC's etc so he is not beholden to any special interest groups. Ron Paul's message of Freedom has united American wether they are liberal Democrats, conservative Republican or independent , because he makes sense! He is also the only Republican that has voted AGAINST the Iraq War. No matter who you support, you should make an intelligent, informed decision, so check out http://RonPaul2008.com so you can make the BEST choice for America.
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Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Vote for RON PAUL and save America!

19. ....#18...hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhaaaahahhahaha...GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:41PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

20. While you're teaching the public, tmz, maybe you should take a refresher course in grammar. 'Try and give the lad..." is incorrect grammatically. Try to give.. is correct, standard English.
Remember, you can't teach if you don't know anything, and, of course, you don't.

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 16th 2007 by IT'S THE DUNCE HAT FOR YOU, TMZ

21. Aliens have attacked us....oh so quietly awhile back....and they left us Rudy.

Posted at 5:59PM on Oct 16th 2007 by SinCity

22. ...#21....commercial jets flew into buildings....WHAT r u trying to say??????????...give it up already!!!!...NOTHING to do with the government actions IN those buildings.......the dumbest film I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:53PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

23. Why did THREE WTC towers implode perfectly as if under controlled demolition when there has never been an example of steel structured building collapsing due to fire?

Larry Silverstein admitted on PBS that the fire department decided to "pull" WTC 7 on the afternoon of 9/11. How could they do a controlled demolition unless WTC 7 had already been wired for demolition?

Why did the buildings collapse in freefall?

What's with the molten steel that stayed molten for months after the attack?

Why did witnesses report hearing explosions and what are the little flashes in the videos that look suspicously like shaped charges?

Why are six of the alleged hijackers still alive? The list of questions goes on...

If you can answer all of these I would LOVE to know.

Posted at 4:00PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Britney Tears

24. Most of Hollywood are aliens! In fact the clintons look like aliens from a trailor park in hickville Arkanas.

Posted at 4:04PM on Oct 16th 2007 by mickeylou

25. ..#23...I don't have the answers any more than u do...r u saying u THINK the government HIRED terrorists to fly commercial jets into WTC AND the CAPITAL?????....

Posted at 4:15PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

26. Can't wait till he's elected our next president. Love him!

Posted at 5:19PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Lol

27. Rudy is not garbage but not one who I would vote for.

Maybe any future space watch initiative should be made in tracking and with enough
resources defering astroids rather than looking to fight LGM from Mars, Zeta-Reticuli,
Ummo, Erra, whatever.

If anything the next president should should prioritize looking and thrusting away astroids
for space defence.

Posted at 4:24PM on Oct 16th 2007 by BOEING 787-8

28. to #2, there will never be true equality in the world because of idiots like you who will vote for someone just because they are a woman or black.

Posted at 4:24PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

29. GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!

SIGNED..., Andrew "I LOVE GIULIANI" Taweel

www.myspace.com/drew2218
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Posted at 4:47PM on Oct 17th 2007 by Andrew Taweel

30. Britney in tears sounds more like Rosie O'Donnell - CRACKHEAD!

Posted at 4:27PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Britney's in Tears because this guy sucks!

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