If Aliens Attack, Rudy Is Ready

The next President of the United States will inherit multiple dilemmas, but unforeseen ones might arise -- including an alien invasion. And if that day should arrive, the American people can count on Rudy Giuliani to be prepared!


On a campaign stop in Exeter, N.H., a young boy asked the former NYC mayor, "If we find there is something living on another planet, and it is bad, and it comes over here, what would you do?" Kids today!

Giuliani laughed it off, but did try and give the lad a serious answer. Good to know Rudy has his eye on the ball.

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16. Well... there goes the Scientologists' votes.

Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Angiebaby

17. Rudy is a joke. Rep RON PAUL is an straight talking gentleman with a proven track record of values, honesty and integrity during his 10 terms in Congress. RON PAUL upholds our Constitution and NEVER accepts donations from corporations, lobbyists, PAC's etc so he is not beholden to any special interest groups. Ron Paul's message of Freedom has united American wether they are liberal Democrats, conservative Republican or independent , because he makes sense! He is also the only Republican that has voted AGAINST the Iraq War. No matter who you support, you should make an intelligent, informed decision, so check out http://RonPaul2008.com so you can make the BEST choice for America.
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Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Vote for RON PAUL and save America!

18. ....#18...hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhaaaahahhahaha...GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:41PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

19. No one noticed that he said he changed the STATE for the better. Wasnt he just mayor?

Posted at 3:42PM on Oct 16th 2007 by st

20. ...#21....commercial jets flew into buildings....WHAT r u trying to say??????????...give it up already!!!!...NOTHING to do with the government actions IN those buildings.......the dumbest film I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:53PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

21. Why did THREE WTC towers implode perfectly as if under controlled demolition when there has never been an example of steel structured building collapsing due to fire?

Larry Silverstein admitted on PBS that the fire department decided to "pull" WTC 7 on the afternoon of 9/11. How could they do a controlled demolition unless WTC 7 had already been wired for demolition?

Why did the buildings collapse in freefall?

What's with the molten steel that stayed molten for months after the attack?

Why did witnesses report hearing explosions and what are the little flashes in the videos that look suspicously like shaped charges?

Why are six of the alleged hijackers still alive? The list of questions goes on...

If you can answer all of these I would LOVE to know.

Posted at 4:00PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Britney Tears

22. Most of Hollywood are aliens! In fact the clintons look like aliens from a trailor park in hickville Arkanas.

Posted at 4:04PM on Oct 16th 2007 by mickeylou

23. While you're teaching the public, tmz, maybe you should take a refresher course in grammar. 'Try and give the lad..." is incorrect grammatically. Try to give.. is correct, standard English.
Remember, you can't teach if you don't know anything, and, of course, you don't.

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 16th 2007 by IT'S THE DUNCE HAT FOR YOU, TMZ

24. ..#23...I don't have the answers any more than u do...r u saying u THINK the government HIRED terrorists to fly commercial jets into WTC AND the CAPITAL?????....

Posted at 4:15PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

25. to #2, there will never be true equality in the world because of idiots like you who will vote for someone just because they are a woman or black.

Posted at 4:24PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

26. Rudy is not garbage but not one who I would vote for.

Maybe any future space watch initiative should be made in tracking and with enough
resources defering astroids rather than looking to fight LGM from Mars, Zeta-Reticuli,
Ummo, Erra, whatever.

If anything the next president should should prioritize looking and thrusting away astroids
for space defence.

Posted at 4:24PM on Oct 16th 2007 by BOEING 787-8

27. Britney in tears sounds more like Rosie O'Donnell - CRACKHEAD!

Posted at 4:27PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Britney's in Tears because this guy sucks!

28. Aliens have attacked. In the form of his current wife! What up with that creature? Read the Vanity Fair article about her. There's some weird stuff!

Posted at 4:33PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Normal Person

29. #26. I don't know. I just know there are a lot of unanswered questions to the whole saga of 9/11 and each and every American has a RESPONSIBILITY (to their family, to their country and themselves) to inquire into what happened. Who gained anything from 9/11? Not Osama, not Saddam, not Iran. Bush, Cheney, the Neo-conservatives and their corporate interests did gain a hell of a lot though.

Why were Bush and Cheney so unwilling to launch an investigation into 9/11? It took 411 days for an investigation and only after the lobbying of the families of 9/11 victims.

From Wikipedia:
The 9/11 commission members were appointed by George W. Bush as well as Congress, which led to the criticism that it was not a truly independent commission. The commission stated in its report that "[their] aim has not been to assign individual blame," a judgement which some critics believed would obscure the facts of the matter in a nod to consensus politics. Some members of victims' families have claimed that the commission has numerous conflicts of interest. 9/11 CitizensWatch, in particular, called for the resignation of Philip D. Zelikow, the executive staff director. Zelikow is a Bush-appointee who served on the President's Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board.

While President Bush and Vice President Cheney did ultimately agree to testify, they did so only under several conditions:
They would be allowed to testify jointly;
They would not be required to take an oath before testifying;
The testimony would not be recorded electronically or transcribed, and that the only record would be notes taken by one of the commission staffers;
These notes would not be made public.
The commission agreed to these conditions, and the President and Vice President gave their testimony on April 29.

Do some research for yourselves and come to your own conclusions.

Posted at 4:36PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Britney Tears

30. I hope you have your tin foil hat on so they can't read your thoughts

Posted at 4:44PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Mika

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