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If Aliens Attack, Rudy Is Ready

10/16/2007 3:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The next President of the United States will inherit multiple dilemmas, but unforeseen ones might arise -- including an alien invasion. And if that day should arrive, the American people can count on Rudy Giuliani to be prepared!

On a campaign stop in Exeter, N.H., a young boy asked the former NYC mayor, "If we find there is something living on another planet, and it is bad, and it comes over here, what would you do?" Kids today!

Giuliani laughed it off, but did try and give the lad a serious answer. Good to know Rudy has his eye on the ball.


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Normal Person    

Aliens have attacked. In the form of his current wife! What up with that creature? Read the Vanity Fair article about her. There's some weird stuff!

2562 days ago


The aliens have already attacked us....oh so quietly awhile back....and they left us Rudy.

2562 days ago

Save Joe Francis     

#26. I don't know. I just know there are a lot of unanswered questions to the whole saga of 9/11 and each and every American has a RESPONSIBILITY (to their family, to their country and themselves) to inquire into what happened. Who gained anything from 9/11? Not Osama, not Saddam, not Iran. Bush, Cheney, the Neo-conservatives and their corporate interests did gain a hell of a lot though.

Why were Bush and Cheney so unwilling to launch an investigation into 9/11? It took 411 days for an investigation and only after the lobbying of the families of 9/11 victims.

From Wikipedia:
The 9/11 commission members were appointed by George W. Bush as well as Congress, which led to the criticism that it was not a truly independent commission. The commission stated in its report that "[their] aim has not been to assign individual blame," a judgement which some critics believed would obscure the facts of the matter in a nod to consensus politics. Some members of victims' families have claimed that the commission has numerous conflicts of interest. 9/11 CitizensWatch, in particular, called for the resignation of Philip D. Zelikow, the executive staff director. Zelikow is a Bush-appointee who served on the President's Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board.

While President Bush and Vice President Cheney did ultimately agree to testify, they did so only under several conditions:
They would be allowed to testify jointly;
They would not be required to take an oath before testifying;
The testimony would not be recorded electronically or transcribed, and that the only record would be notes taken by one of the commission staffers;
These notes would not be made public.
The commission agreed to these conditions, and the President and Vice President gave their testimony on April 29.

Do some research for yourselves and come to your own conclusions.

2562 days ago


I hope you have your tin foil hat on so they can't read your thoughts

2562 days ago

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Britney Tears...

Debunking the 9/11 Myths: Special Report

It even has pictures for you because I know that the NINE pages they spend debunking your paranoid delussions will be waaaaay to much for you to comprehend.

2562 days ago

Save Joe Francis     

What a witty and original comeback #33. You must be very proud of yourself.

You'll only have your own ignorance to blame when you or your family members are drafted to fight an unjustified and illegal war in Iraq and Iran.

2562 days ago

Go Away    

Britney Tears... Their is no "draft". What "draft" are you talking about...and I dont mean the space between your ears.

2562 days ago


Hey Britney Tears (nice screen name jacka$$) you honestly believe the fairy tale conspiracy junk you posted? Wikapedia is your SOURCE??? You are either mildly retarded, a dumbass, or both. I lost a cousin in tower one genius. You voye for the man who's middle name is vote goes to RUDY, the ONLY choice.

2562 days ago

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Stop confusing Britney Tears with facts. ;)

2562 days ago

Save Joe Francis     

#35. That Popular Mechanics article does NOT refute any of the evidence presented in this video (and many others):

I'm not trying to convince you with my arguments. I want you to watch the video and then draw your own conclusions from the evidence. Use your own intellectual capabilities (if you have any left after polluting your brain with Britney and Paris).

2562 days ago

Save Joe Francis     

#37. There has been a lot of talk about a military draft to service the failing war in Iraq (in case you haven't been paying attention).

2562 days ago

Save Joe Francis     

#38. The Wikipedia information is backed up by valid references. You only need to scroll down to the bottom of the page to see them. You ignorant pr!ck.

2562 days ago

Dick The Bruiser    

Does anyone know that Christmas song "Rudy, The Cross-Dressing Alien?"...

2562 days ago

Bash a Pap    

His wife is nuts and he is a FLIP FLOPPER! He was for abortion before he was against it. He was for SCHIP before he was against it. He was for gay right before he was against it. And yes... sadly 9/11 saved his political career. But just talk to the fire fighters and first responders and they will tell you what he is really like... This man will never be the leader of the free world. Sorry.

2562 days ago

Go Away    

I posted the link @ 4:49 and at 5:03 you had already read NINE pages? OHHHHH REALLY???

I find you to be disingenuous and intellectually dishonest.

2562 days ago
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