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TMZ Geographic Presents: The Greasy Bear

11/18/2007 7:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

It isn't that unusual to see the Ursa Lubricus species (better known as Greasy Bear) in the wild. But last night, TMZ cameras were able to spot him without his usual nightcrawling pal, Heirmessium Hiltonicum.


Watch as the creature struggles to adjust to its surroundings, going in and out of the same doorway over and over again. Clearly, it is confused. Even its friend cannot explain the behavior. (Wait! Isn't that Steven Bing?!?)

Finally, when shown to its vehicle, it is unable to communicate with those around him -- instead voicing displeasure with a simple gesture -- made possible by more than opposable thumbs. Truly remarkable.

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Fly on a Wall    

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2496 days ago
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I am back with my giant ego & tiny IQ & tiny package.


Populated fields of flowers flowers.


Thanks or the Paris Hilton mention.

2496 days ago
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9    

Next time TMZ is sure to have a Brit story or two.

Meanwhile the bear in this one is a nobody total loser like me.

Thanks.

2496 days ago
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Hilton - anything to do with HIlton is low class sleaze - that is what the tramp Paris has done for the Hilton brand.

PS - Oprah is far more sleazy though of course.


2496 days ago
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FIGHT    

hahahaha, I don't care what anyone says. he's HOT.

2496 days ago
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Black Sheep    

I think this guy is totally doable! Check out those lips!

2496 days ago
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scarlett    

Do you see the guy that looked like Steven Bing, the sperminator? Figures ....
Brandon is doing some heavy duty downers.

2496 days ago
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I THINK BRITNEY ROCKS    

This piece of trash is so wasted. Nothing but a coke head.

2496 days ago
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duh    

To Brandon Fan - by "hot" you mean as in temperature, right? Why is he always so sweaty?! Ick!

2496 days ago
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FlBiker    

Who is this fat junkie?

2496 days ago
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brazilianho    

Why not add Tom Ford to the grasy bear family? I've hardly seen anyone greasier... yuck!

2496 days ago
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9    

I agree - fat low class junkie look - Hiltonesque.

2496 days ago
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Busted Celebrity    

Where are his naughty tapes?!! LOL

Cheers

2496 days ago
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DaveRog    

TMZ must be proud, now that this guy is known worldwide as "Greasy Bear". I truly hope he did something to deserve it.

2496 days ago
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Sir Boo    

The guy is incredibly sexy and good looking. What is the issue here.

2496 days ago
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