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TMZ Geographic Presents: The Greasy Bear

Posted Nov 18th 2007 5:00PM by TMZ Staff

It isn't that unusual to see the Ursa Lubricus species (better known as Greasy Bear) in the wild. But last night, TMZ cameras were able to spot him without his usual nightcrawling pal, Heirmessium Hiltonicum.

Watch as the creature struggles to adjust to its surroundings, going in and out of the same doorway over and over again. Clearly, it is confused. Even its friend cannot explain the behavior. (Wait! Isn't that Steven Bing?!?)

Finally, when shown to its vehicle, it is unable to communicate with those around him -- instead voicing displeasure with a simple gesture -- made possible by more than opposable thumbs. Truly remarkable.

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Posted at 5:11PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Fly on a Wall

2.

I am back with my giant ego & tiny IQ & tiny package.

Populated fields of flowers flowers.

Thanks or the Paris Hilton mention.

Posted at 5:15PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Fly on a Wall

3. Next time TMZ is sure to have a Brit story or two.

Meanwhile the bear in this one is a nobody total loser like me.

Thanks.

Posted at 5:17PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Fly on a Wall

4.

Hilton - anything to do with HIlton is low class sleaze - that is what the tramp Paris has done for the Hilton brand.

PS - Oprah is far more sleazy though of course.

Posted at 5:23PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Hilton

5. Damn that is funny commentary. Heirmessium Hiltonicum....ha!

Posted at 5:26PM on Nov 18th 2007 by bva

6. HILARIOUS!!! He is so nasty I wouldn't touch him even with all of the money he's suppose to have. He probably leaves a grease stain trail wherever he goes.

Posted at 5:27PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Courtney

7. hahahaha, I don't care what anyone says. he's HOT.

Posted at 5:33PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Brandon Fan

8. I think this guy is totally doable! Check out those lips!

Posted at 5:47PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Tina

9. Do you see the guy that looked like Steven Bing, the sperminator? Figures ....
Brandon is doing some heavy duty downers.

Posted at 5:54PM on Nov 18th 2007 by scarlett

10. This piece of trash is so wasted. Nothing but a coke head.

Posted at 5:58PM on Nov 18th 2007 by pray for happiness

11. To Brandon Fan - by "hot" you mean as in temperature, right? Why is he always so sweaty?! Ick!

Posted at 6:09PM on Nov 18th 2007 by duh

12. Who is this fat junkie?