Yeah, right, neither do we. Us Weekly reports in its new issue that Brit was having sex long before we knew her. A friend tattles to the mag that she lost her virginity at age 14 to her boyfriend at the time, and that -- shocking! -- she and Justin Timberlake were "intimate from the beginning."
Mary-Kate Olsen – Kidney Punched?
Mary-Kate Olsen is laid up with a kidney infection, her rep announced today.
The celebutwin had to pop into the ER of a New York hospital on Monday. "Mary-Kate got a kidney infection," her rep, Nicole Caruso, told People. "She's resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so."
She just told EW a couple months back, "Mentally, physically, I feel pretty on top of my game right now. Talk to me next week, I don't know. Today, I feel good."
Hasselbeck – Hot for Hillary?
Say it ain't so: Could Elisabeth Hasselbeck be changing her red-state stripes for Hillary Clinton blue?
The conservative flamethrower gave birth to a baby boy ten days ago, and Senator Clinton, whose husband was scorched by Lizzie on "The View," actually sent her a note of congratulations. Elisabeth, who is still on maternity leave, emailed den mother Barbara Walters with the jarring message that the gesture was "truly a most thoughtful and warm act. I may actually change my vote."
Party Favors: Nicole Gives Baby Gifts to Charity ... Hamlin and Rinna Make Themselves Seen At Maria's ... 102-Year-Old Stripper Great Grandmama
Nicole Richie got a pretty sweet haul of presents at her baby shower over the weekend -- and gave it all away to (needier) expectant families, reports People. ... A TMZ spy spotted "Dancing with the Stars" married duo Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna dining -- on the same side of their table, no less, facing the room -- at Maria's Italian Kitchen on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks. They didn't have the lasagne, nor should you. ... Nora Hardwick, 102, must be the world's oldest ecdysiast -- she's baring all to raise money for her local village soccer club as Miss November in a nude calendar.