Man Overboard!

He was bald when he starred in Titanic. He wore a full wig.
He has/had a lip smackin' body though. Hung like a bull moose.
I always thought he was Gay though.

To the person who said he should just shave it all off - he used to do that a lot and I wondered at the time what was his deal. I assumed that he kept his head shaved because it made it easier wear wigs for roles. A lot of guys with prematurely receding hairlines do that. (Shave their heads). The kind of baldness he seems to have is inherited from your mom's side of the family - ain't nothing he can do about it. Give the man credit for not going the Nicolas Cage route and getting bad hairplugs. Ain't nothing worse than hair plugs. Besides, look at that guy on Sex & The City who plays Harry. I know he lost his hair from Cancer but still, he's sexy and bald. Billy Zane is just fine.

BALD IS NOT BEAUTIFUL AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY...IT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL. THE HUMAN HEAD HAS FAR TOO MANY LUMPS AND BUMPS, DIPS AND HILLS...AND CREASES...AND UGLY SCARS. IF WE WERE MEANT TO BE BALD, NONE OF US, MALE AND FEMALE ALIKE, WOULD EVER HAD GROWN HAIR IN THE FIRST PLACE. FACE IT, IT'S GROSS TO BE BALD NO MATTER HOW MUCH PEOPLE SAY IT ISN'T. Y'ALL JUST SAY THAT TO MAKE BALD PEOPLE NOT FEEL SO BAD ABOUT THEIR UGLY GROSS BARE NAKED HEAD. MEN'S EARS ARE USUALLY REAL LARGE AND STICK OUT EVEN WITH LOTS OF HAIR ON THEIR HEADS...GONE BALD AND THE EARS LOOK LIKE THEY MORE THAN TRIPLED IN SIZE AND COULD DOUBLE FOR DUMBO'S EARS OR SAILS ON A BOAT TO HELP IT CATCH THE WIND AND MAKE IT GO FASTER. NAW, BALD HEADS ARE UGLY AND THEN EVEN LOOK WORSE WHEN TANNED BROWN SUN SPOTS OR OLD AGE BROWN SPOTS START SHOWING. YOU CAN PLAY DOT-TO-DOT WITH A PEN ON THIER HEADS. GAK. OH, AND THE POURS THAT SHOW ON BALD HEADS...LIKE LOOKING AT THE MOON'S SURFACE. ANY MAN THAT DOESN'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR BALD HEAD IS JUST A LAZYBUTT AND IF THEY ALLOW THEMSELVES TO GO BALD, THEN THEY SHOULD WEAR A HAT AND NEVER TAKE IT OFF...EVEN WHILE SLEEPING!! ALL MEN SHOULD HAVE HAIR COVERING THEIR EARS AT LEAST...OH HOW I HATE DUMBO EARS. THIS IS WRITTEN BY A WOMAN THAT HAS HAIR SO LONG THAT IT'S DOWN BELOW HER WAIST AND SHE THINKS NOBODY CAN EVER HAVE TOO MUCH HAIR ON THEIR HEADS. GO AHEAD, BASH ME NOW BUT I KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, Y'ALL AGREE WITH ME. GREY OR WHITE HAIR IS FINE, BALD HEADS ARE NOT. THE BEARD, ETC. THAT BALD MEN GROW IS DISGUSTING TOO...NO, IT DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE ON TOP ANYMORE. SHAVE THAT UGLY MESS OFF OF YOUR MUG TOO. BUY A RUG, HAVE A TRANSPLANT, USE SOME OF THAT STUFF THAT THEY SAY GROWS HAIR AGAIN...DO IT, DO IT RIGHT NOW. THANKS!!

It's probably Kelly Brook. If you know about hot chicks you know who that is.

usually he shaves his head and looks super hot! Did you see him in Zoolander? Super hot

OH OH, I SEE THAT SOMEONE ALREADY KNOCKED PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T LIKE BALD HEADED MEN AND WENT THROUGH A TEMPER TANTRUM NAMING ALL THE ILLS OF OLD AGE AND HOW WE'RE GOING TO HANDLE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS TO US. WELL, DEAR, I'M NOT A YOUNG SPRING CHICKEN MYSELF...BUT STILL NOT AN OLD HEN EITHER. HOWEVER, I HAVE ALL OF MY TEETH AND THEY'RE IN PERFECT CONDITION AND WILL REMAIN SO UNTIL I GROW OLD AND DIE. BAD TEETH IS DUE TO BAD DENTAL CARE..NOT BRUSHING, FLOSSING, ETC. LAZYBUTT'S ALLOW THE TEETH TO GO BAD. I'VE ALWAYS HAD TO WEAR GLASSES BUT DON'T ALL THE TIME AND DON'T NEED TO ALL THE TIME. GLASSES ARE NOT A SIGN OF OLD BROKEN DOWN PEOPLE. I'M FEMALE AND HAVE NO MIDDLE AGE SPREAD NOR GOBS OF FAT ON MY BODY...NOR ARE MY BREASTS OFF SIZED OR DROOPY. I'VE RAISED HORSES ALL OF MY LIFE AND AM IN TOP BODY CONDITION DUE TO THE HARD WORK THAT GOES INTO WORKING HORSES AND ALSO OWNING MANY DOGS AND CATS HERE ON THE HORSEFARM. AM LARGE BREASTED, NEVER WORE BRAS, AND YET MINE ARE BOTH THE SAME EXACT SIZE AND STILL QUITE PERKY. SEE, IF A WOMAN WORKS OUT AND KEEPS THEIR UPPER CHEST MUSCLES IN GREAT CONDITION, THE BOOBS DON'T END UP DOWN AT THEIR BELLY BUTTON. I HAVE SOME HEARING LOSS DUE TO GOING TO LIVE CONCERTS AND BEING RIGHT NEAR THE BAND...BUT HEY, SEEING LED ZEP, THE STONES, DYLAN, ROD STEWART, ETC. WAS WELL WORTH THE MINOR HEARING LOSS DUE TO NERVE DAMAGE. I DON'T AND WON'T NEED A HEARING AID. I HAVE NO BIG UGLY VEINS ON MY LEGS EITHER, THEY'RE AS NICE AS THEY WERE WHEN I WAS 16. ALSO HAVE NO FALLEN ARCHES, SAGGY SKIN, CELLUITE DIMPLES, OR AGE SPOTS. YOU SEE, I'VE TAKEN CARE OF MY BODY MY ENTIRE LIFE, HAVE BEEN ACTIVE EVERY DAY, HAVE MUSCLE AND NO FAT. I'VE PROTECTED MY SKIN FROM THE SUN DUE TO BEING VERY FAIR SKINNED AND AFRAID OF GETTING SKIN CANCER THAT CAN KILL YOU RATHER EASILY. GET THIS TOO...I HAVE NO GRAY HAIR!! PLUS, MY HAIR IS SO LONG THAT IT'S DOWN PAST MY WAIST AND CAN GET TO MY FEET IF I ALLOW IT TO DO SO. MY HAIR GROWS SUPER FAST FOR SOME REASON, ONLY TOOK TWO YEARS OR LESS TO GET IT TO WHERE IT IS RIGHT NOW. OH WAIT, ONE MORE THING THAT PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT AS THEY AGE....WRINKLES. I HAVE NONE, ONLY A FEW FINE LINES ON ONE SIDE OF MY MOUTH WHEN I SMILE...THEY ARE NOT DEEP CRATERS EITHER. I'VE NEVER USED FACE CREAMS EITHER, SOAP AND WATER IS ALL MY FACE HAS EVER GOTTEN. I'VE STAYED IN GREAT CONDITION BECAUSE I TOOK REAL GOOD CARE OF MYSELF NONSTOP. I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE LIFE, ONE BODY, AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT STOOD UP TO THE SANDS OF TIME SO WHEN I DO GET OLD, LATE 80'S ETC., I'LL STILL BE IN PRETTY GOOD HEALTH. IT'S WHEN PEOPLE EAT THE WRONG FOODS, TOO MUCH OF IT, DRINK ALCOHOL, USE OTHER DRUGS, BECOME SUN BABIES, GET LAZY AND HAVE A HARD TIME BREATHING EVEN WHEN THEY WALK FROM THE SOFA TO THE FRIG TO GET MORE CRAP JUNK FOOD TO SHOVE DOWN THEIR THROATS, ETC., THIS IS WHEN THE HUMAN BODY FALLS APART SOON AND THEN THE REAL DANGEROUS ILLNESSES SET IN. DIABETES, HEART DISEASE, HEART ATTACK, STROKES, ETC. NO, I'M NOT BEING SUPERFICIAL HERE, I'M BEING HONEST ABOUT HOW I TOOK CARE OF MY BODY AND I SAY SHAME TO EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T DO IT. AMERICA IS FILLED WITH OBESE PEOPLE AND EVEN THE YOUNG KIDS ARE OBESE TODAY. WHY? MA AND PA ARE FAT PORKOS SO KIDS JUST JOIN IN WITH THE BAD EATING HABITS. PEOPLE SIT AND WATCH TV TOO MUCH, SIT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES, SIT AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. MY HUBBY AND ALL 25 OF THE ANIMALS WE HAVE HERE ARE ALSO IN TIP TOP CONDITION. NOBODY IS FAT HERE, WE ALL HAVE LEAN MUSCLE AND ARE IN GREAT PHYSICAL CONDITION. I DO HAVE A PINCHED NERVE IN MY BACK DUE TO AN AUTO ACCIDENT 10 YEARS AGO BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM DOING ALMOST ALL THE HEAVY LABOR I DID BEFORE IT HAPPENED. I NEVER GOT ONTO HARD DRUG PAIN KILLERS AND ONLY USE IBUPROFEN WHEN THE PAIN IS REALLY BAD. YEAH, I HEAR THAT MANY GET HOOKED ON PRESCRIPTION DRUGS FOR PAIN...I'M NOT THAT STUPID. WOULD YOU PUT HARD DRUGS, LOTS OF HUMAN FOOD, OR BOOZE INTO YOUR AUTO'S GAS TANK? GO AHEAD AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO IT. THE ENGINE WILL DIE. THE HUMAN BODY, TOO, IS AN ENGINE AND IT WILL WEAR OUT, BREAK DOWN, AND DIE SOONER IF YOU PUT THAT CRAP INTO IT ALSO. I DON'T BELIEVE IN PLASTIC SURGERY AND DON'T THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD NEED IT IF THEY TOOK BETTER CARE OF THEMSELVES DURING THEIR LIFETIME. I'M JUST AS BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE AS I AM STILL GREAT LOOKING ON THE OUTSIDE TOO. I'M NOT A CLUNKER INSIDE AND NEVER WILL BE. I'M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON, HAVE LOADS OF FRIENDS, AND THEY ALL LOVE ME BECAUSE I TELL IT LIKE IT IS. I'M NOT FAKE, I'M AS REAL AS THE SUN AND MOON THAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK UP TO THE SKY, AND I LOVE ALL PEOPLE AND THIS MEANS OF ALL COLORS AND CREEDS. I'M FOREVER TELLING FEMALE FRIENDS NOT TO WEAR SO MUCH MAKEUP (I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL, IT LOOKS GROSS AND SO FAKE) BECAUSE MANY DON'T NEED IT YET THINK THEY DO. THEY STOP AND THEN REALIZE THAT I WAS CORRECT AND THEY ACTUALLY LOOK BETTER THAN THEY DID WHEN THEY USED IT. MEN TO

LOOKED AT THE PICTURE AGAIN AND DON'T SEE ANYTHING GOODLOOKING ABOUT THE GUY. THE BUTT JUST LEFT A FART AND HE GOT A WIFF OF IT....OR HE'S DRUNK AS A SKUNK. HIS FACIAL EXPRESION AND SPACED OUT EYES SAYS IT ALL. HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE DRUNK'S THAT HANGS AT MY CLUB. HE'S A WANNABE CARPENTER AND I SWEAR THESE TWO ARE TWINS. UGLY AS SIN, BOTH OF 'EM. NOW, TAKE KEANU REEVES OR ORLANDO BLOOM, NOW THAT'S EYECANDY WITH "REAL" HAIR TO BOOT, SOMETIMES BEAUTIFULLY LONG. YUM, YUM. NOW, WHAT WOMAN WOULDN'T WANT TO GET THEIR HANDS LOST IT THAT?

202. Oh my goodness! I think most people are aware of the fact that the majority of men will have hair loss. I guess you are not!
Posted at 1:46AM on Jan 4th 2008 by shocking

WHERE'S THE TRUE FACTS ON THIS? SHOW THE STASTICS AND WHERE YOU GOT THEM FROM. NO MALE IN MY FAMILY EVER LOST HAIR NOR DID THEY LOSE IT IN MY HUSBAND'S FAMILY. I SEE MORE MEN WITH HAIR THAN I DO WITH BALD HEADS...BALD HEADS JUST STAND OUT MORE SO IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S LOTS OF THEM. DON'T POST THINGS SAYING IT IS FACT WHEN YOU HAVE NO TRUE DATA. THANKS.

He was great in The Phantom, really great, but my wife cannot stand him, especially in that Titanic movie. You guys need to get over the whole bald thing, m'kay?

I thought men only got better with age. Billy has been one of my favorite actors since Titanic but he needs to take better care of himself and get some hair. He was so hot in Titantic and now in other movies , overweight and bald. Let see 2008 bring back the old Billy. Come on now, it is Hollywood. At least he still knows how to have a good time! LOL

Zane has been balding since his late teens/ early twenties. It's inherited from the males on the mother's side of the family. The casting director had him wear a wig for Titanic, and he went shaved for the Oscars, Zoolander, and others. What this has to do with his acting I don't know. Ed Harris, Robert Duvall, Tyrese Gibson, Sean Connery (remember the pompadour wig in The Hunt For Red October), Burt Reynolds in his only Oscar winner (Boogie Nights) wore a toupee, Vin Diesal, Brando in his 30s were all considered Oscar worthy actors as well as sex symbols. Zane's British model fiancee doesn't seem to mind. Maybe she doesn't read TMZ. This world's viewpoints are upside down.

He looks just FINE to me!!! Talk about "Hollywood's lust for beauty", TMZ! You're the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like you, ALSO A BALDY.

Jossy you are priceless. Have any idea how insecure & shallow you sound? Like your about 15. Its not in your family so of course you dont think it looks ok but holy ****- get off your pulpit, its not something a guy can help without thousands of dollars and even then theres no guarantee.Ever heard of compassion? imagine yourself with the same problem then see where all that hate gets you

You're also part of whats wrong with america- utter superficiality.

Jossy you sound about 15 years old.
Put yoursef in a guys position with this thing you hate so much, maybe then you can have a bit of compassion for something you cant do ANYTHING about without thousands of dollars . ANYTHING AT ALL

YOu say disgusting bodies are big problem in america, i say utter superficiality is a big menace too. God you sound so nasty & insecure...