Paris Hilton ate s**t last night while getting out of her car.
Sucks for her -- but hilarious for everyone else!
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsGood for her she had a driver while gettin her little drink on. lol
You would think she'd have no problem walking with those big ass feet of hers.
god who cares, if paris fell and broke her ugly face, that would be news, KEEP THE FOCUS ON BRITNEY PLEASE
With size 11 sasquatch feet, how the hell does Paris fall? She could enter the 80 meter downhill ski jump event without skis. Did you know Paris has been frequenting the lesbian clubs lately no doubt to learn the finer points of fisting.
Dear Paris,
I am waiting until January 22 for The Simple Life 5 DVD.
You bring so much joy into my furry life.
800 Pound Gorilla
Please, don't feel sorry for Paris. She loves to be photographed any other time, so its nice to see her get caught being a normal human just like everyone else.
Ain't so special now, huh, Paris?
Jesus, ole sandpapercrotch isn't even intelligent enough to put one foot in front of the other. Can't someone just mercykill her?
I feel hi I feel hi I feel hi I feel hi WOOOOAAAAAHHH wha t jus' happened!!!!!!!!
that is awesome, i love it when regular accidents happen
even more fun when it's HER
















