Sonar technicians at KIIS-FM in L.A. discovered an unusual audio communique on Friday from the humanoid bride of ScientoloTom, Katie Holmes. Listen as earthling Ryan Seacrest attempts to decipher the extra-terrestrial stress signal.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Tom & Katie, Sound Bytes
1. That was strange.
Posted at 9:19AM on Jan 19th 2008 by will
2. FIRST
Posted at 9:20AM on Jan 19th 2008 by pam
3. The way she speaks..."and"..."and"..."and"...doesn't sound natural at all.
Posted at 9:21AM on Jan 19th 2008 by sophia
4. Tom and Katie .... what a couple of wacko's, just like all the interplanetary scientologists out there!
It would be nice if they all left the planet!
Posted at 9:24AM on Jan 19th 2008 by Jim
5. You need to ignore Cruise and his peeps, first, because he'll probably file a lawsuit against you, and second, if everyone ignores him maybe he'll retire and stop inflicting society with his bad acting.
Posted at 9:29AM on Jan 19th 2008 by RED
6. Commander Remlac to Unit Tom and Unit Katie .....
Your message was intercepted by the humans. You must self destruct immediately! You will be given new identities to return to Earth with when you transport back to the mother ship.
That is all.
Posted at 9:31AM on Jan 19th 2008 by Commander Remlac
7. TOM IS A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND...HE SEEMS TO BE A VERY VERY CONTROLING PERSON AND ANYONE DARE THROW A WRENCH IN HIS WAY, LOOK OUT....HOW WOULD KATIE DARE LEAVE HIM, HE AND HIS MONEY WOULD NEVER ALLOW HER TO KEEP HER CHILD.....TOM IS A SICK PERSON AND HIS FANS NEED TO SEE THAT...IT IS SCARY TO THINK SOMEONE COULD HAVE AS MUCH CONTROL AS HE DOES.....
Posted at 9:39AM on Jan 19th 2008 by JASON
8. Ryan is so strange and has like 100 milion jobs! My dad likes to say "He's queerer than a three dollar bill".
Posted at 9:42AM on Jan 19th 2008 by truthiness!
9. That was seriously annoying.
Posted at 10:04AM on Jan 19th 2008 by Karen
10. No Britney update today? Is she dead yet? Anna Nicole Smith wasn't a menace to society. Britney's old news, washed up, fat, zig-faced, STD-ridden, loser whore. She's already been replaced by Hannah Montana. I can't wait to read that obituary.
Posted at 10:06AM on Jan 19th 2008 by LVS
11. Hilarious!
Posted at 10:06AM on Jan 19th 2008 by Mork
12. So sad. Katie is obviously so weak that she has tried to turn herself into some sort of glamour queen and she looks ridiculous doing it. She has been brainwashed by a total nut who also happens to be in the closet gay. Lots of us are completely in love but don't feel the need to constantly gush over our husbands. Can anyone say "cover up?"
Posted at 10:11AM on Jan 19th 2008 by real
13. She's a freak.
Posted at 10:12AM on Jan 19th 2008 by stlwtr
14. sounds like dick chaney calling suri from the mother ship
Posted at 10:31AM on Jan 19th 2008 by gac
15. I don't think we need to ignore Tom Cruise -- I think we need to EXPOSE him and Scientology cult for what it really is. Right now, while it's being "ignored," it's a menace.
Posted at 10:44AM on Jan 19th 2008 by Julie
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