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Katie Holmes Makes Contact with Seacrest

1/19/2008 11:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sonar technicians at KIIS-FM in L.A. discovered an unusual audio communique on Friday from the humanoid bride of ScientoloTom, Katie Holmes. Listen as earthling Ryan Seacrest attempts to decipher the extra-terrestrial stress signal.
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WS    

That was strange.

2405 days ago
2.

Linda    

FIRST

2405 days ago
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Sophia    

The way she speaks..."and"..."and"..."and"...doesn't sound natural at all.

2405 days ago
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What Goes Aound Comes Around    

Tom and Katie .... what a couple of wacko's, just like all the interplanetary scientologists out there!

It would be nice if they all left the planet!

2405 days ago
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HL    

You need to ignore Cruise and his peeps, first, because he'll probably file a lawsuit against you, and second, if everyone ignores him maybe he'll retire and stop inflicting society with his bad acting.

2405 days ago
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What Goes Aound Comes Around    

Commander Remlac to Unit Tom and Unit Katie .....

Your message was intercepted by the humans. You must self destruct immediately! You will be given new identities to return to Earth with when you transport back to the mother ship.

That is all.

2405 days ago
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Zanie    

TOM IS A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND...HE SEEMS TO BE A VERY VERY CONTROLING PERSON AND ANYONE DARE THROW A WRENCH IN HIS WAY, LOOK OUT....HOW WOULD KATIE DARE LEAVE HIM, HE AND HIS MONEY WOULD NEVER ALLOW HER TO KEEP HER CHILD.....TOM IS A SICK PERSON AND HIS FANS NEED TO SEE THAT...IT IS SCARY TO THINK SOMEONE COULD HAVE AS MUCH CONTROL AS HE DOES.....

2405 days ago
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ernie    

Ryan is so strange and has like 100 milion jobs! My dad likes to say "He's queerer than a three dollar bill".

2405 days ago
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Karen    

That was seriously annoying.

2405 days ago
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What Would Xmas Be Without Warrants Served In Annas Death    

Hilarious!

2405 days ago
11.

Lisa    

No Britney update today? Is she dead yet? Anna Nicole Smith wasn't a menace to society. Britney's old news, washed up, fat, zig-faced, STD-ridden, loser whore. She's already been replaced by Hannah Montana. I can't wait to read that obituary.

2405 days ago
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enough    

So sad. Katie is obviously so weak that she has tried to turn herself into some sort of glamour queen and she looks ridiculous doing it. She has been brainwashed by a total nut who also happens to be in the closet gay. Lots of us are completely in love but don't feel the need to constantly gush over our husbands. Can anyone say "cover up?"

2405 days ago
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Lisa    

She's a freak.

2405 days ago
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Linda    

junk reporting again - sad this site exists

2405 days ago
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Julie    

I don't think we need to ignore Tom Cruise -- I think we need to EXPOSE him and Scientology cult for what it really is. Right now, while it's being "ignored," it's a menace.

2405 days ago
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