Katie Holmes Makes Contact with Seacrest

Sonar technicians at KIIS-FM in L.A. discovered an unusual audio communique on Friday from the humanoid bride of ScientoloTom, Katie Holmes. Listen as earthling Ryan Seacrest attempts to decipher the extra-terrestrial stress signal.
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16. I don't think we need to ignore Tom Cruise -- I think we need to EXPOSE him and Scientology cult for what it really is. Right now, while it's being "ignored," it's a menace.

Posted at 10:44AM on Jan 19th 2008 by Julie

17. I am not a Tom Cruise fan. Not a Katie fan either, but I just have to say something...

"So sad. Katie is obviously so weak that she has tried to turn herself into some sort of glamour queen and she looks ridiculous doing it. She has been brainwashed by a total nut who also happens to be in the closet gay. Lots of us are completely in love but don't feel the need to constantly gush over our husbands. Can anyone say "cover up?"

Posted at 10:11AM on Jan 19th 2008 by real"

This poster got my blood boiling... Katie is weak because she now has the fairytale life she (and any woman) ever wanted? She is 'obviously so weak that she has tried to turn herself into some sort of glamour queen..." is the dumbest statement I have ever, ever heard.

First of all, she now has the resources to dress and shop as she wants. She likes to shop, show me a woman who doesn't? (and if you dare say you wouldn't like to have her black Amex to shop, you're a liar!)
Furthermore, you might be right if you considered the antics or fashion sense of the talentless Brtineys, Paris', or Lindsays to be 'ridiculous'... but Katie is their contemporary and she has positioned herself as the Jackie O of her age group. She is a doting mother, wife, and actress. She is the same exact age as Britney, yet she has a classiness that the Popwreck and others will never, ever attain.

No matter what her husband may or may not be/do/demand, she looks happy and as a classy woman, she would never say/do anything on the contrary. It is far more enjoyable to see someone gush over their husbands to the press than to read comments like yours that bash innocent people for your own satisfaction. I think she's a great role model as a wife and mother, and beautiful to top it off!

Remember what mother always said, "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all". Keep your mouth shut 'Real'....

Posted at 10:49AM on Jan 19th 2008 by Lost in Texas

18. Cruse has a Hitler mentality of world domination and the chosen people. Sounds like Tom thinks is daughter is the second coming of JESUS. The videos are very disturbing to say the least! I wonder if Tom's former studio cut him because of the details in the book. They knew it was being reached for the passed two years. I have listen to the author's interviews and find him very creditable and without malice. I think Tom's team and the church is working to discredit the author by false claims, statements, and misleading quotes from the book.

Katie, girl your in danger! Do you want the CHURCH to take control of your child?
WAKE UP! Don't let your crush and fairy tale turn into Rose Mary's Baby.

Posted at 10:49AM on Jan 19th 2008 by TKoehlar

19. i think her "minder" was telling her what to say. over and out scientolo-freaks.

Posted at 10:57AM on Jan 19th 2008 by darcy

20. EVERYTHING SHE SAYS SOUNDS COMPLETELY SCRIPTED!!!!

Posted at 11:02AM on Jan 19th 2008 by jen

21. Annoying

Posted at 11:06AM on Jan 19th 2008 by teenieweenie

22. Kudos to you Lost in Texas!! I agree you 100%. Katie is a beautiful, lovely and talented young women. She has a handsome husband who totally loves her, a beautiful little girl, loving parents, who could ask for more?? I wish I had the loving family she does. I wish nothing but the best for her and her family!!

Posted at 7:40PM on Jan 19th 2008 by you are all jealous

23. The above posts sound as paranoid as if they came out of a psych ward. Come on, tell us what hospital you're in...or maybe it's just tmz staff cause things are mighty slow?

Posted at 12:27PM on Jan 19th 2008 by MichelleH

24. To Unit Katie ....

Your last transmission to the mother ship was garbled ....
STOP
Please clarify ....
STOP
Other units from Zorbon will come to your defense on this blog as they have been instructed to do ....
STOP

That is all.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Stun Era Yeht

25. Someone really needs to have Katie sit down a watch the Incredibles! TMZ really nailed it when they showed how much she looks like that costume maker on that movie- especially with that hair don't and the granny glasses!
Scientology, no smarter than any other religion and just as ridiculous!

Posted at 12:27PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Incredible(s)

26. MichelleH, sounds like someone here has lost their Sense Of Humor! Bitter much?

Posted at 12:39PM on Jan 19th 2008 by S.O.S.! No S.O.H.!

27. Gort, Klatu verada Nicto.

Zerblat zom menzib Tom Cruise! Katie gigglebert zem blatt?

Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho.

Please RVSP ASAP!

Posted at 12:41PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Xenu Sr.

28. She's using "scientology speak" for: "help I'm being held captive against my will".

HELP !

HELP !

HELP !

TOMS

GONE

INSANE

AND

THINKS

HE'S

A

PROPHET

FROM

GOD !

Posted at 12:48PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Jennifer2000

29. IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT IS SCIENTOLOGY, LOOK NO FURTHER, THIS IS NO JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO IN A NUT SHELL WITH OUT PAYING 100,00 DOLLARS TO THE CHURCH....
http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/what-cos.htm
TAKE A LOOK!!

Posted at 1:00PM on Jan 19th 2008 by MommyB

30. Commader Remlac to all Scientologists,

The above post by MommyB has totally blown our cover on this planet and we all must leave as soon as possible. Please empty all your bank accounts into Remlac Central Receiving account OU812 before leavng this planet.

I will be leaving for my command center in the Bahamas shortly and will contact you all as to our next move. Please wait for further instructions, no matter how long it takes.

That is all.

Posted at 1:34PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Commader Remlac

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