Katie Holmes Makes Contact with Seacrest

Sonar technicians at KIIS-FM in L.A. discovered an unusual audio communique on Friday from the humanoid bride of ScientoloTom, Katie Holmes. Listen as earthling Ryan Seacrest attempts to decipher the extra-terrestrial stress signal.
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76. I believe everyone has a right to chose their own religion. I just don't agree with one fact about it (ok, I have many)- that they believe they can control any problem. Their religion states that any mental or physical problems can be overcome by changing the way you think and your problems will be gone.(positive thoughts) It's all about perception. That's why Mr Cruise was so against Brooke Shields promoted antidepresants for her baby blues. I think it's time for him to take his Prozac.

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Posted at 3:11PM on Jan 20th 2008 by 2cool4me

77. The audio clip was indecipherable due to the stupid sound effects, but that aside, people need to lay off TomKat. They are obviously a successful couple, and people are often most hateful toward those they envy. That's just common sense.

Posted at 6:15PM on Jan 20th 2008 by indiefilmguy

78. Oh and incidentally, *every* form of organized religion or spirituality is a brainwashing cult.

Posted at 7:18PM on Jan 20th 2008 by indiefilmguy

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