Jamie Lynn Is a Good Mother ... to Her Dog

1. it's a sistah thang

Posted at 12:17PM on Feb 9th 2008 by wondering

2. One more time, FIRST??????????????

Posted at 12:18PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Whogivsafuk

3. well..how far along is she supposed to be? I don't see a baby..lol..

Posted at 12:29PM on Feb 9th 2008 by aprilintn

4. stretched b4 riped!

Posted at 12:18PM on Feb 9th 2008 by RoughDaddy

5. Has she broken it's leg yet?

Posted at 12:19PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Cartman

6. They should have neutered Jamie Lynn.

Posted at 12:20PM on Feb 9th 2008 by FlBiker

7. Leave JamieLynn alone!

Posted at 12:22PM on Feb 9th 2008 by America the Beautiful

8. She will make such a good Mommy. :)

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Kelli

9. And one more thing, is there a betting pool on who will do porn first??? If not, there should be!

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Whogivsafuk

10. On one hand we should all hope she has a healthy baby and life with much more happiness than sorrow. On the other hand Jamie Lynn is living proof the Women of Jamie Lynns generation have been polarized by the fallout of feminism which made false promises of "NEW & IMPROVED HAPPINESS" in exchange for Women organizing and destroying the "OLD HAPPINESS" of traditional male family values. On the other hand someone needs to tell Jamie Lynn C-section cut & gut is the new feminist natural birth and many people need the income and employment. 40 IS THE NEW 14, MENOPAUSE IS THE NEW PUBERTY and Jamie Lynns generation is dealing a huge blow to these new false values. On the other hand every Civilized culture since recorded history owes its population to Moms Jamie Lynns age and younger. On the other hand it's Mens fault that natural child birth grows more dangerous and difficult with age and Men should have dedicated every civilization to providing Women with hip bone gene therapy that can separate Womens hips like a snakes mouth separates for wide loads at any age. On the other hand maybe Jamie Lynn has only one life and should use her own heart and mind to do whats best for her knowing that she, not us, will reap the rewards or sorrow of her decisions

Posted at 12:22PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Jennifer2000

11. I'd be a little hesitant to sell a puppy to one of the Spears girls.

Posted at 12:23PM on Feb 9th 2008 by MyrnaTyrna

12. This poor child........I really hope that she does well as a mom. Only being 16 though- she's still a baby herself. I hope she doesn't think that being a mother to a DOG is going to prepare her for motherhood. You would think that while her mom was carting her to all those premieres and red carpets, she could have swung by the Gyno's office to get some birth control. But hey, no one ever said that having money brings you wisdom or sense.

Posted at 12:26PM on Feb 9th 2008 by ash

13. Wearing a "University" hoodie doesn't count as getting an education.

Posted at 12:27PM on Feb 9th 2008 by just sayin'

14. Does this imbecile speak with a British accent yet?

Posted at 12:27PM on Feb 9th 2008 by FlBiker

15. She gave the puppy fleas?

Posted at 12:32PM on Feb 9th 2008 by FlBiker