Paris: Box-Office Bomber

Paris Hilton was whining for her friend Courtney at Avalon last night -- annoying all in earshot. But perhaps the Hilton heiress needed comfort due to her lackluster ticket sales.


According to Fantasy Moguls, Paris' movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie," opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It's anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day weekend.

Looks like Paris' whining is clearly justified -- she should go straight to DVD next time!



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61. What ever happened to this brat's pledge to do charity work and go back to school after her jail release?

Instead she makes a lousy c movie that is the joke of the year! Go figure!

Posted at 7:53PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Appalled by the Paparrazi

62. Of all the reviewers, I think Ty Burr of the Boston Globe probably was most generous, "The problem with "The Hottie and the Nottie" is - wait, let me start again. The most crippling of the many problems afflicting "The Hottie and the Nottie" is the radical disconnect between the title and our perception of the movie's star. I'm not sure on what planet Paris Hilton is considered "hot" - one that involves hazmat suits and tongs, possibly - but it hasn't been Earth for some time.

This may not be fair. For all I know, Hilton is in reality a demure young thing who spends her spare time contemplating String Theory while knitting fingerwarmers for the lepers of Molokai. Her indelible public persona, however, is that of a - what's the word? Oh, yes: skank. A rich, brainless, clueless skank."

Posted at 7:54PM on Feb 9th 2008 by JC

63. It's a damn shame that some people in Hollywood do not have a clue when a person has "NO" talent what so ever. Regardless of their born to wealth status. True talent comes from a person who is born with it or bust their butt to obtain the talent. I can see why the grandfather of Paris is so disappointed in her. In actuality, she does posses a certain talent for the porn industry, as stated in another comment. I give her a 9.5 out of 10 in her oral technique. Must be a real dumb ass to want and produce this movie, if you want to call it a movie.

Posted at 7:56PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Jomica Man

64. I feel like dancing!! Hey Paris , make/fund more of your masterpieces !! No really ,LOTs more...you,re so talented!
Keep up the good work!!!

Posted at 7:56PM on Feb 9th 2008 by La Laa

65. Does this mean that Hollywood will figure out that they are the only ones that think anyone is really interested in Paris Hilton. Being rich and a skank does not make someone a celebrity or interesting.

Posted at 7:56PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Bradley

66. She really needs to get with Hollywood on this....she can be like the BIG male stars who actually spend their own money and buy tickets for the OWN MOVIES on opening weekend!!!! Oh, yeah, she's not that smart. I forgot.
And by the way, what happened to all the "charity work" she was going to do when she got out of the slammer????

Posted at 7:56PM on Feb 9th 2008 by sarah

67. You are saying OVER --as if she ever was. I'd sooner say UNDER is where she is right now. She is just a disgusting, filthy, rich, spoiled brat. Can't act, can't sing,. can't even walk like a human! SLUT STRUT!
At least Brit has a valid medical excuse.
They say how many bought tickets- wonder how many stayed to see the film? Maybe just bought popcorn and left?
Cry me a river, Paris and drown your sorrows in pig poop.

Posted at 8:15PM on Feb 9th 2008 by hopey-joe

68. CANT STAND TO WATCH ON TV OR MAGAZINE, SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO PAY 7.50 FOR HER.

Posted at 12:33AM on Feb 10th 2008 by CANTTOUCHTHIS

69. That probably won't even cover a month's worth of Valtrex and coke for her! And nice job on the review Fly ( whichever species you are!- also nice to see the real Kelli posting).

Posted at 7:58PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Parisite must go!

70. I love how united we all stand here in our absolute disgust for her! Warms the heart! Like the warm rays of the sun on a cold day! :-)

Posted at 8:02PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Parisite must go!

71. didn't she spend like a month marketing this film. Late night talk shows, premieres, film festival etc.... Probably spent 500k on travel, lodging and party expenses for the first night of 23k..... Makes you think where were the masterminds heads?

Posted at 8:04PM on Feb 9th 2008 by jeeocus

72. i know she was hoping that this pathetic flick would do well, but she had to know it would'nt. i saw one clip of it and that was enough to know it was gonna TANK.

Posted at 8:12PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Sick of these wannabes

73. GGZZZzzzzzz;;;

...warm fuzzies...

GGNZZzzzzzzzzzmmmmmm...

Posted at 8:17PM on Feb 9th 2008 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnLineNameAintWorthFightingOver

74. Paris haters are geezers and geezerettes.
I wanta watch The Hottie And The Nottie.
I gotta wait until it comes out on DVD.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 8:17PM on Feb 9th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

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Thanks Bill, Fly and everyone else! I keep reading and giggling!
Any insiders got more info ?!
David Letterman should invite her back to congatulate her. then ask her where Rawanda is and if she knows Rawanda's brother!




























Posted at 8:21PM on Feb 9th 2008 by La Laa

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