Maybe the best divorce papers ever. A judge has just given David Hasselhoff the green light to retrieve some of his stuff at the family home.
Pamela Bach must let David into the Encino home to remove the following items:
- Boy with horn located in the African room
- Dolphin located in the African room
- Green elephant located in the African room
- African pipe -- same room
- Ivory tusk
- Elephant foot and two elephant stools (great for parties)
David can also pick up his weights, a piano, Ted Williams memorabilia, an antique barber's chair, recording equipment and, oh yes, a "French maid."
The Hoff gets his other stuff as well. Check it out in the legal docs.
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Divorce brought out the lameness in them. African animals and a french maid? Hmmm.....
AFRICAN FEDERAL POLICE WANT BACK THE "'"""""""IVORY TUSK""""""""""""
Did you ever see that Steve Martin movie "The Jerk"? I loved the scene where he is leaving Bernadette Peters and he grabs random objects in their house saying, "This is ALL I need."
Deja Vu anyone?
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And his partridge in a pear tree . .
all in said African room.
ELEVEN, TWELVE, DIG AND DELVE THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN, MAIDS A COURTING, THE GOLF CART WENT INTO THE POND, IN ANOTHER DUI FLEEING AND ELUDING EVENT
And the french maid will be available to tape his next drunken meal. LOL
THE NEW "NIGHT RIDER" SUCKED, DIDN'T HE PLAY IN THE ORIGINAL ??????
If they have an ivory tusk, please shove it up both of their ass's. Anyone who owns anything ivory needs to be shot, just like that elephant was.
IT IS K.I.T.T., KNIGHT INDUSTRIES THREE THOUSAND..........
Hey new RoughDaddy, whats up with the different name and link?
Don't Hassle The 'Hoff!
That video of him on the floor eating a wendy's burger like a dog was pretty sad.
