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Hoff to Pam: One French Maid, Pleeeze!

2/25/2008 9:32 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Maybe the best divorce papers ever. A judge has just given David Hasselhoff the green light to retrieve some of his stuff at the family home.
Read the docs
Pamela Bach must let David into the Encino home to remove the following items:

- Boy with horn located in the African room
- Dolphin located in the African room
- Green elephant located in the African room
- African pipe -- same room
- Ivory tusk
- Elephant foot and two elephant stools (great for parties)

David can also pick up his weights, a piano, Ted Williams memorabilia, an antique barber's chair, recording equipment and, oh yes, a "French maid."

The Hoff gets his other stuff as well. Check it out in the legal docs.

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smartypants    

Divorce brought out the lameness in them. African animals and a french maid? Hmmm.....

2381 days ago
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April Fouels    

AFRICAN FEDERAL POLICE WANT BACK THE "'"""""""IVORY TUSK""""""""""""

2381 days ago
3.

Nor Cal Reader    

Did you ever see that Steve Martin movie "The Jerk"? I loved the scene where he is leaving Bernadette Peters and he grabs random objects in their house saying, "This is ALL I need."

Deja Vu anyone?

2381 days ago
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April Fouels    

ELEPHANT FOOT, IF REAL, IS 15 YEARS IN PRISON...........

2381 days ago
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smartypants    

LOL, this is just silly! Who got the golf cart?

2381 days ago
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Lillianne    

Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And his partridge in a pear tree . .

all in said African room.

2381 days ago
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April Fouels    

ELEVEN, TWELVE, DIG AND DELVE THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN, MAIDS A COURTING, THE GOLF CART WENT INTO THE POND, IN ANOTHER DUI FLEEING AND ELUDING EVENT

2381 days ago
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smartypants    

And the french maid will be available to tape his next drunken meal. LOL

2381 days ago
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April Fouels    

THE NEW "NIGHT RIDER" SUCKED, DIDN'T HE PLAY IN THE ORIGINAL ??????

2381 days ago
10.

DailyCelebs.tv    

Poor Hoff, at least Kit is back on the Networks.

2381 days ago
11.

Whogivsafuk    

If they have an ivory tusk, please shove it up both of their ass's. Anyone who owns anything ivory needs to be shot, just like that elephant was.

2381 days ago
12.

mehh..    

damm his teeth are fugly!! GET SOME DENTAL WORK DONE, HOFF!!

2381 days ago
13.

April Fouels    

IT IS K.I.T.T., KNIGHT INDUSTRIES THREE THOUSAND..........

2381 days ago
14.

smartypants    

Hey new RoughDaddy, whats up with the different name and link?

2381 days ago
15.

FlBiker    

Don't Hassle The 'Hoff!
That video of him on the floor eating a wendy's burger like a dog was pretty sad.

2381 days ago
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