Hoff to Pam: One French Maid, Pleeeze!

Maybe the best divorce papers ever. A judge has just given David Hasselhoff the green light to retrieve some of his stuff at the family home.
Read the docs
Pamela Bach must let David into the Encino home to remove the following items:

- Boy with horn located in the African room
- Dolphin located in the African room
- Green elephant located in the African room
- African pipe -- same room
- Ivory tusk
- Elephant foot and two elephant stools (great for parties)

David can also pick up his weights, a piano, Ted Williams memorabilia, an antique barber's chair, recording equipment and, oh yes, a "French maid."

The Hoff gets his other stuff as well. Check it out in the legal docs.

Reader Comments

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1. Divorce brought out the lameness in them. African animals and a french maid? Hmmm.....

Posted at 7:35PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

2. AFRICAN FEDERAL POLICE WANT BACK THE "'"""""""IVORY TUSK""""""""""""

Posted at 7:41PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rasta Mon

3. Did you ever see that Steve Martin movie "The Jerk"? I loved the scene where he is leaving Bernadette Peters and he grabs random objects in their house saying, "This is ALL I need."

Deja Vu anyone?

Posted at 7:44PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Nor Cal Reader

4. ELEPHANT FOOT, IF REAL, IS 15 YEARS IN PRISON...........

Posted at 7:45PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rasta Mon

5. LOL, this is just silly! Who got the golf cart?

Posted at 7:46PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

6. Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And his partridge in a pear tree . .

all in said African room.

Posted at 7:56PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Lillianne

7. ELEVEN, TWELVE, DIG AND DELVE THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN, MAIDS A COURTING, THE GOLF CART WENT INTO THE POND, IN ANOTHER DUI FLEEING AND ELUDING EVENT

Posted at 8:02PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rasta Mon

8. And the french maid will be available to tape his next drunken meal. LOL

Posted at 8:08PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

9. THE NEW "NIGHT RIDER" SUCKED, DIDN'T HE PLAY IN THE ORIGINAL ??????

Posted at 8:13PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rasta Mon

10. Poor Hoff, at least Kit is back on the Networks.

Posted at 8:19PM on Feb 25th 2008 by DailyCelebs.TV

11. If they have an ivory tusk, please shove it up both of their ass's. Anyone who owns anything ivory needs to be shot, just like that elephant was.

Posted at 8:34PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Whogivsafuk

12. damm his teeth are fugly!! GET SOME DENTAL WORK DONE, HOFF!!

Posted at 8:36PM on Feb 25th 2008 by blah

13. IT IS K.I.T.T., KNIGHT INDUSTRIES THREE THOUSAND..........

Posted at 8:38PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rasta Mon

14. Hey new RoughDaddy, whats up with the different name and link?

Posted at 8:50PM on Feb 25th 2008 by smartypants

15. Don't Hassle The 'Hoff!
That video of him on the floor eating a wendy's burger like a dog was pretty sad.

Posted at 8:56PM on Feb 25th 2008 by FlBiker

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