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Celebrity Justice2/25/2008 1:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Judge to Newsvixen: You Got Off Easy This Time!

Newsmess Alycia Lane apparently wasn't quite crazazy enough to assault a cop -- and will get off with just a day of community service for an alleged smackdown back in December.


Lane was in court this morning, where the Manhattan DA took the felony charge of assault down to a minor obstruction and harassment charge -- to which Lane plead not guilty. According to the DA, the scratches she made on the NYPD officer in question -- when she also allegedly called the cop "a f***ing dyke" -- didn't rise to the legal definition of physical injury.

"I'm so glad this is over," said Lane. She didn't respond when asked if her next gig might be in wrestling. If Lane stays arrest-free for six months, the case will be dismissed and sealed.

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zippy:  1449 days ago

First

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hi:  1449 days ago

those are the breaks for a celebrity. or a so called one.

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Triple Play:  1449 days ago

AB=NOHE SEMI-CELEBRITY DOUCHE BAG. NEVER WRONG AND ALWAYS RIGHT WHAT A SHAME OUR SOCIETY HAS COME DOWN TO THIS

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Dick Davis:  1449 days ago

I woud LOVE to give her a tongue bath.

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sammygirl:  1449 days ago

I am from PA. and she was fired from CBS3 over this, She apparently was with Chris Booker from radio station Q102 when this happen. Now all the other news stations are LOL at these people

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NormalGirl:  1449 days ago

I'm from PA too and unfortunately, she was an excellent reporter, very professional. Too bad she screwed up...

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rlala:  1449 days ago

that's "pled," bitch

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jojax:  1449 days ago

Waiting for some a hole to say she is soooooooo pretty they should let get off.

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rlala:  1449 days ago

Yikes, I'm an idiot. "Pleaded" is the correct form, but both "pled" and "plead" are legitimate forms of the past tense. I should look these things up before I call people bitches.

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Mike B:  1449 days ago

Yeah. Lets get this Hottie on something we can check out on a daily bases.

Get her to the WWE and start pillow fighting!

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LYLEA:  1449 days ago

YEH IF SHE STAYS CLEAN FOR 6 MONTHS THE CASE WILL BE DISMISSED AND SEALED. BUT NOT ON THE INTERNET. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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rj:  1448 days ago

It is always beneficial to be beautiful, even when you have physically and verbally assaulted a police officer. SHAME on the judicial system for letting this toxic waste plea bargain her way out of the mess SHE created. As Judge Judy says, "beauty fades, but dumb is forever!" And Alycia Lane has an incredibly long time to spend with her deficiency. She is still skanky and nasty.

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who dat:  1448 days ago

She is hot. To bad she isn't alot younger.

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bored:  1448 days ago

So this is why Booker had a "vacation" day today.

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Zach Rodhil:  1448 days ago

Wait........how come no one is taking bets in whether the bitch will screw up in 6 months.......I'll take all NO bets!

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