Celebrity Justice
Judge to Newsvixen: You Got Off Easy This Time!

Newsmess Alycia Lane apparently wasn't quite crazazy enough to assault a cop -- and will get off with just a day of community service for an alleged smackdown back in December.


Lane was in court this morning, where the Manhattan DA took the felony charge of assault down to a minor obstruction and harassment charge -- to which Lane plead not guilty. According to the DA, the scratches she made on the NYPD officer in question -- when she also allegedly called the cop "a f***ing dyke" -- didn't rise to the legal definition of physical injury.

"I'm so glad this is over," said Lane. She didn't respond when asked if her next gig might be in wrestling. If Lane stays arrest-free for six months, the case will be dismissed and sealed.

Tags: Alycia Lane, AlyciaLane

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Posted at 11:11AM on Feb 25th 2008 by zippy

2. those are the breaks for a celebrity. or a so called one.

Posted at 11:11AM on Feb 25th 2008 by hi

3. AB=NOHE SEMI-CELEBRITY DOUCHE BAG. NEVER WRONG AND ALWAYS RIGHT WHAT A SHAME OUR SOCIETY HAS COME DOWN TO THIS

Posted at 11:17AM on Feb 25th 2008 by bear

4. I woud LOVE to give her a tongue bath.

Posted at 11:28AM on Feb 25th 2008 by Ironcross

5. I am from PA. and she was fired from CBS3 over this, She apparently was with Chris Booker from radio station Q102 when this happen. Now all the other news stations are LOL at these people

Posted at 11:22AM on Feb 25th 2008 by sammygirl

6. I'm from PA too and unfortunately, she was an excellent reporter, very professional. Too bad she screwed up...

Posted at 11:39AM on Feb 25th 2008 by PA girlie

7. that's "pled," bitch

Posted at 11:47AM on Feb 25th 2008 by rlala

8. Waiting for some a hole to say she is soooooooo pretty they should let get off.

Posted at 11:55AM on Feb 25th 2008 by jojaxs

9. Yikes, I'm an idiot. "Pleaded" is the correct form, but both "pled" and "plead" are legitimate forms of the past tense. I should look these things up before I call people bitches.

Posted at 11:53AM on Feb 25th 2008 by rlala

10. Yeah. Lets get this Hottie on something we can check out on a daily bases.

Get her to the WWE and start pillow fighting!

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Mike B.

11. YEH IF SHE STAYS CLEAN FOR 6 MONTHS THE CASE WILL BE DISMISSED AND SEALED. BUT NOT ON THE INTERNET. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted at 12:41PM on Feb 25th 2008 by I THINK ALONE

12. It is always beneficial to be beautiful, even when you have physically and verbally assaulted a police officer. SHAME on the judicial system for letting this toxic waste plea bargain her way out of the mess SHE created. As Judge Judy says, "beauty fades, but dumb is forever!" And Alycia Lane has an incredibly long time to spend with her deficiency. She is still skanky and nasty.

Posted at 2:58PM on Feb 25th 2008 by rj

13. She is hot. To bad she isn't alot younger.

Posted at 4:17PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Roman Polanski

14. So this is why Booker had a "vacation" day today.

Posted at 8:19PM on Feb 25th 2008 by bored

15. Wait........how come no one is taking bets in whether the bitch will screw up in 6 months.......I'll take all NO bets!

Posted at 8:57PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Zach Rodhil

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