Matt Dillon -- Code Name Joe

1. Socond

Posted at 12:37PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Berta

2. Where is everybody today?

Posted at 12:39PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Berta

3. yeah....he's really that lame.....no joke...

Posted at 12:43PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Sam

4. lol

Posted at 12:58PM on Mar 10th 2008 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist-----

5. Joe as in 'Joe-mama'? Bwahahahahaha

Posted at 12:47PM on Mar 10th 2008 by campy

6. So What!

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 10th 2008 by hank

7. I fthe barista is dumb enough to ask him his name, then she deserves to get that as a response.

Posted at 12:53PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Donna

8. dumb as paper but oh so gorgeous!

Posted at 1:03PM on Mar 10th 2008 by FW

9. ONCE, WHEN I WAS FREQUENTING A BARISTA IN HOLLYWOOD, I GAVE MY NAME AS MARY POPPINS. IN MY DEFENSE THOUGH AT THE TIME I DID THINK I WAS MARY POPPINS. DONT DO DRUGS AMERICA!!!

Posted at 12:58PM on Mar 10th 2008 by YONKERS, NY

10. In his defense he is being clever as he is having a cup of Joe!!!! He's not lame he's funny!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on Mar 10th 2008 by maria lua

11. Maybe he was asking for a cup of Joe. Meaning coffee. Why the heck would anyone ask a customer their name if they are just gong to buy something and leave? IMO, the lines are long enough, people just don't want to just stand there and banter back an fourth. They want to buy what they want to buy and leave.

Posted at 1:21PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Moose

12. SOOOOOOOOOO WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!! Oh my god, ridiculous story. I always give the wrong name at restaurants (and would if they ever asked my name at the local Dunkin Donuts), because I hate when they yell your name out. Why do they need his name at the "Coffee Bean" anyway??? Does it take 2 hours to pour him a coffee? Or is their idiotic and phony way of "getting to know" the customer. Give me a break.

Posted at 1:13PM on Mar 10th 2008 by duh

13. Centipede
Centipede

Your love
Is like a ragin' fire, oh
You're a snake
That's on the loose
The strike is your desire

But when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire, huh
And when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire

I feel, oh, yeah
A longin' for your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To give him all your love, ho

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon
Starts to glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

You came, oh
To strike him
With your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To bite him with your love

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede
Centipede
Centipede

Posted at 1:17PM on Mar 10th 2008 by just singing

14. TMZ has some serious hate for this guy. Are the paps really this jealous that this is "news."

Posted at 2:12PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Joy

15. I HEARD THAT WHEN HE WALKS ITS LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT and NOT RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT LIKE PREVIOUSLY REPORTED!!! I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD GET ON THIS ASAP!!! PICTURES MAYBE EVEN!!!

Posted at 2:26PM on Mar 10th 2008 by YONKERS, NY