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Matt Dillon -- Code Name Joe

3/10/2008 1:29 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Matt DillonMaybe Matt Dillon should have been considered for the "Mission Impossible" spy role instead of Tom Cruise -- because he's gone undercover!

The normally serious and always depressed-looking actor was spotted at a Coffee Bean by a TMZ staffer over the weekend, and instead of giving the barista his real name, the super slick Dillon told them his name was Joe.

Yes, he's that lame.

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Berta    

Socond

2231 days ago
2.

Berta    

Where is everybody today?

2231 days ago
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Sharona    

yeah....he's really that lame.....no joke...

2231 days ago
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campy    

Joe as in 'Joe-mama'? Bwahahahahaha

2231 days ago
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hank    

So What!

2231 days ago
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Donna    

I fthe barista is dumb enough to ask him his name, then she deserves to get that as a response.

2231 days ago
8.

hgg    

dumb as paper but oh so gorgeous!

2231 days ago
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yonkers new york    

ONCE, WHEN I WAS FREQUENTING A BARISTA IN HOLLYWOOD, I GAVE MY NAME AS MARY POPPINS. IN MY DEFENSE THOUGH AT THE TIME I DID THINK I WAS MARY POPPINS. DONT DO DRUGS AMERICA!!!

2231 days ago
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maria lua    

In his defense he is being clever as he is having a cup of Joe!!!! He's not lame he's funny!!!

2231 days ago
11.

Moose    

Maybe he was asking for a cup of Joe. Meaning coffee. Why the heck would anyone ask a customer their name if they are just gong to buy something and leave? IMO, the lines are long enough, people just don't want to just stand there and banter back an fourth. They want to buy what they want to buy and leave.

2231 days ago
12.

duh    

SOOOOOOOOOO WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!! Oh my god, ridiculous story. I always give the wrong name at restaurants (and would if they ever asked my name at the local Dunkin Donuts), because I hate when they yell your name out. Why do they need his name at the "Coffee Bean" anyway??? Does it take 2 hours to pour him a coffee? Or is their idiotic and phony way of "getting to know" the customer. Give me a break.

2231 days ago
13.

HeyYa    

Centipede
Centipede

Your love
Is like a ragin' fire, oh
You're a snake
That's on the loose
The strike is your desire

But when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire, huh
And when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire

I feel, oh, yeah
A longin' for your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To give him all your love, ho

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon
Starts to glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

You came, oh
To strike him
With your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To bite him with your love

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede
Centipede
Centipede

2231 days ago
14.

Joy    

TMZ has some serious hate for this guy. Are the paps really this jealous that this is "news."

2231 days ago
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yonkers new york    

I HEARD THAT WHEN HE WALKS ITS LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT and NOT RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT LIKE PREVIOUSLY REPORTED!!! I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD GET ON THIS ASAP!!! PICTURES MAYBE EVEN!!!

2231 days ago
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