Jackson Dead Serious About Neverland

1. First!!!!

If only HE REALLY were Dead!

Posted at 10:08PM on Mar 18th 2008 by kurtdermensch/krautknabe

2. Let it go Mike, you still hear all the screaming coming from there. Boy, has your life fallen soooo far from where it was just ten years ago. You are finished as a entertainer!

Posted at 10:13PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Lenn K.

3. Mickey Jackass...Dead?



Aaaawwwww, Don't get my hopes up!!

Posted at 10:17PM on Mar 18th 2008 by kurtdermensch/krautknabe

4. All hail Pharoah Jermaine, king of denial!

Posted at 10:33PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Snarksnarksnark

5. That's good news aout Neverland. So listen, I didn't ask Bryan Dinello to create something called Project Ramrod to stalk me and cyberstalk me with the end result of me being forced to have anal sex. He is a total sadist and I hope his mom is reading this and will FINALLY talk to him about it. This is just not appropriate behavior, it is actually sick behavior, as well as being illegal.

Posted at 10:47PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Joanne Davis

6. "Hi, it's Amy Sedaris. I'm looking for a gay retarded kid, preferably one who is legally blind or at least nearsighted, that I can stalk and gay bash today. Because I'm bored. I'm hoping for one maybe with a limp so he can run so fast when I stalk him. Also he should have bad hair so I can make fun of him. After I stalk him I'll make a sex video of him and sell it to Xtube. Oh yeah and he should have a computer so my friend Lane Steinberg can stalk him online, too, because that's more fun."

Posted at 10:52PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Kiss My Grits

7. Oh...that must be Amy "Overkill" Zedaris, better known as Amy "47 USC sec. 223" Zedaris, A.K.A. Amy "Let's Go Nuclear" Zedaris.

Posted at 11:08PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Barara

8. 5 and 7 are the reason no one will come here. Does TMZ not see this and find it disturbing? This site is going down the drain fast.

Posted at 11:08PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Mike

9. he wants to keep neverland cause he lost all of his vidoe tapes with all his little boys and he does not want anyone to find them

Posted at 11:10PM on Mar 18th 2008 by corndog

10. Do we care ? jermaine is going to give up his life for a piece of land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOR,POOR JACKSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:22PM on Mar 18th 2008 by tim jeffries

11. I truly wonder if the Jackasss..ons are afraid that if they lose custody/control of "Neverland" it will be scrutinized and scoured for criminal evidence and some WILL be found?

They have ALWAYS protected and defended that ANIMAL Vehemently sand Vociferously!

They are as guilty as he is and should be charged right along with him I say!!!!!!

Posted at 11:20PM on Mar 18th 2008 by kurtdermensch/krautknabe

12. .

Knowing that MJ is really, REALLY into young boys got me to thinking... is there some kind of... tunnel, cave... hideaway... vault... or some kind of stash - SOMETHING, somewhere - that Jackson cannot ever allow to be found? Something so hideously awful somewhere on that sprawling ranch? Gives me the willies to think about it...

.

Posted at 11:25PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Kate

13. I think the one gloved Michael and the one legged Heather should reside residence here together. They could balance each other out.

Posted at 11:29PM on Mar 18th 2008 by So What

14. To comment #12 dude that was 20 years ago, spend 10's of millions a year. do the math!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:31PM on Mar 18th 2008 by tim jeffries

15. To comment # 17, DUDE ARE YOU A SURFER?

Posted at 11:34PM on Mar 18th 2008 by So What