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Whoever Smelt It Dealt It

4/3/2008 3:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Filling the fourth hour of "Today" ain't easy.Passing gas
How George Clooney followed that, remains a mystery.

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Insert comical name here    

Also filling the tmz slots must be just as hard, thanks for passing along the garbage.

2331 days ago
2.

CoolGirl2008    

This is what happens when you hire Kathie Lee Gifford.

Ta!

2331 days ago
3.

hanjob solo    

Stay tuned...After the break, our update on smelling ear wax

2331 days ago
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STOP SCREAMING!!!!    

That's BEEFY!!!

2331 days ago
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Jemima Puddleduck    

That was time wasted I'll never get back! But my 7 year old boy who loves to "cut the cheese" doesn't rip that many......

2331 days ago
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Moose    

Wow, if this indeed what NBC put on the air on the Today Show, then IMO, it is time to pack it in and just show a test pattern on that network 24/7.

IMO, that network has really taken a few steps back over the past few years.

So how did they figure this out? Did some scientist study this? Does this take into account the silent ones and the one cheek squeak ones as well?



2331 days ago
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Mik    

Man who pass gas in Church sit in own Pew.

2331 days ago
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ME    

14 -20 / day??? thats all?????????

2330 days ago
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Village    

I don't mean to be the adult in the room, okay maybe I do, but passing gas all the time indicates food is stuck in the system and rotting. That can't be good.

If you fart all the time and would like to stop, go to your pharmacist and ask for LIVE BACTERIA. It is kept in a refrigerator behind the counter. It is about a dollar a dose, and you'll need about five doses a day. (A popular brand in Lactinex.) Think of it as an army marching through the intestinal track eating everything in sight. You will poop your brains out while getting clean as a whistle.

You know the proverbial 5-45 pounds we are all carrying around in the gut? This gets rid of it the natural and healthy way. (Keep a clean colon I always say.) It will certainly reduce the risk of diverticulitis, and perhaps decrease your chance of developing colon cancer.

Adult leaving the room. Antics resume.

2330 days ago
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Lara    

Has toilet humor become the "in" thing to talk about now? Wow - how low life. And how pathetically desperate.

2330 days ago
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just wondering    

Village....amusing post for sure!! haha....not that u mean't it to be amusing, I will agree with you though.

2330 days ago
12.

Black Teef    

As George Carlin said, "...it's not the smell, but the burning of my eyes!"

2330 days ago
13.

FlBiker    

I farted 14-20 times while I typed this.

2330 days ago
14.

Moejj    

That article *STINKS*!

2330 days ago
15.

Moejj    

That piece of news *STINKS*!!

2330 days ago
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