1. Um, maybe he wants U 2 faw*k off !?

Posted at 9:29AM on Apr 5th 2008 by wtf !!heart attack

2. I am struck by how young the staff at "TMZ" is. Then I thought how depressing it must be working at an organization thats main focus is to demoralize or promote a person they do not even know. Get a life TMZ staffers. Having your own life really feels good and it gives you no time to prey on others....

Later,
STW

Posted at 9:34AM on Apr 5th 2008 by STW

3. not funny, or weird

Posted at 9:38AM on Apr 5th 2008 by k.s

4. All of TMZ staff are wannabe's including Their cult leader "HARVEY" they can not get real news so this is what the networks on TV get. How sad. Harvey....... you NEVER will be a LUCY SPILLER & TMZ will never be like "DIRT"

Posted at 9:41AM on Apr 5th 2008 by TMZ = Losers

5. To #3 I wasn't surprised at how young the TMZ staff are. Thought they were probably a couple of 13 yr old boys with nohing better to do. Was a little surprised though that there are so many girls stupid enough to be involved.
FYI Parker would have been voted back on Big Brother if it hadn't leaked out that he worked for TMZ

Posted at 9:55AM on Apr 5th 2008 by mindy

6. ..TMZ, You need a Life!

Posted at 10:06AM on Apr 5th 2008 by Bella Bleu

7. Looking at the relative youth and naivete/ignorance of their behaviour, I am now understanding why they don't have a clue about most things.
I get IT.......I'm beginning to have a measure of patience and tolerance with them. Just a picomeasure!

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 5th 2008 by USBkurtdermensch

8. Isn't that Colonel Potter from MASH???

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 5th 2008 by Western Observer

9. BEWARE: Lance Mark Zeidman of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Ohio and Lindenhurst, New York is a con artist and a thief who defrauds people out of their hard-earned money because he is too LAZY to go out and earn his own and because he gets FIRED from every job that he has because of his incompetence. He LIES about all that he has-he STEALS from other people. He should be so ashamed of himself because he's a mooching loser who has to live with college kids to pay his rent because he doesn't earn enough on his own-don't give this guy a penny of your money for 'forex deals' or 'internet advertising' or 'Jewish Ceremonies' or any other scam he comes up with...you will never see your money again! Lance Zeidman is a crooked, no conscience, no talent, uneducated, pathetic, desperate thief!!!

Posted at 11:17AM on Apr 5th 2008 by LanceZ.Sucks!

10. Okay....a story about Christopher Loyd which points out that there is no story????? Christopher Loyd sits in a car!!! Whoo Hoo.........breaking exclusive!!!! What the hell?

Posted at 12:31PM on Apr 5th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

11. This guy lives a couple of streets over from me in SB, actually....he's a cool guy. I see him all the time at the Post Office, the vet's office and also Starbuck's and he's quiet, but friendly and polite.

Now, that's a BETTER STORY THAN TMZ's AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO HARRASS HIM TO TELL IT.

Posted at 1:03PM on Apr 5th 2008 by CindyLouWho?

12.

Hey, I wouldn't talk to you, either. And if you got too close with a camera all up in my nose hairs peppering me with idiotic, baiting questions, I'd probably throw pennies, used cups and lint at you.

Actually, I think he's acting pretty classy. Much better than I would have....

Posted at 3:44PM on Apr 5th 2008 by OCD

13. TMZ.com and all their weirdo photographers suck really hard.

Posted at 4:04PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Caspar Knox

14. Sure takes a lot of people to put out this crap!

Sounds like the bigger story is the Lance Rant (#9 which you should take down by the way...)

I'm curious as to the room's collective IQ. Probably equal to a fertilized front lawn...

Posted at 5:32PM on Apr 5th 2008 by spike the Poet

15. >>>>the pap's attempt to pry something out of him was frickin' hilarious.

It was anything but hilarious....only if your intellect is higher than that of an amoeba....

Was going to stop visiting here but I think I'll stay around a while now.....

Posted at 5:45PM on Apr 5th 2008 by TMZ's 15 minutes are coming to an end.