Mel to Brit: I Own Costa Rica Too!

5/15/2008 1:33 PM PDT
Unholy Moses! Mel Gibson and Britney Spears are going on vacation together? Apocalypto!

The Mayor of Mel-ibu is taking his neighbor Brit to Costa Rica, reports "The Insider," and they just left about half an hour ago from L.A. Brit is apparently with Papa Jamie but can't take the rugrats because they aren't allowed outside the US without special approval. Not totally random, of course: the crazazy pair had dinner at a Studio City restaurant a couple months back.

In a related development, the TMZ universe has officially imploded.