Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning

There's nothing like watching Fergie first thing in the AM, simulating oral sex, hyper-shaking her bootay, doing cartwheels in poured-on pants.


Unless you're just getting ready to go into the eighth grade. Then it just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.



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1. she looks like she's still on meth.

Posted at 9:54AM on May 20th 2008 by First

2. SWEATY CROTCH MUST SMELLS SIMILIAR TO METH

Posted at 9:56AM on May 20th 2008 by Krishna

3. I'd give that awkward performance a zero. I didn't find that in the least bit entertaining. Even the little kid in orange in the front row has to look away at this HOT MESS. Fergie is trashy at it's best.

Posted at 9:59AM on May 20th 2008 by thrasherbetty

4. I think she really needs to switch to decaf.

Posted at 10:01AM on May 20th 2008 by jack's mom

5. This tart is inappropriate on every level. Shaking it in front of children. Wow! She should forget singing and just work for a peep show. Maybe the brothel with Pamela, Tara, Lilo... is more appropriate for you Fergie.

Posted at 10:04AM on May 20th 2008 by Anne

6. What a skank. She's has to writher and shake it because it takes away from the focus that she CANT SING!!
What a joke the music industry has become.

Posted at 10:05AM on May 20th 2008 by jb

7. You know what they say...BJ is not sex. ...now it just goes to another level. BJ is not sex but entertainment! :) Gawd... poor kids.

Posted at 10:09AM on May 20th 2008 by billTO

8. I though it was pretty HOT! But then again, I like my women a little on the trashy side

Posted at 10:12AM on May 20th 2008 by Rob

9. Damn that was horrible.

Posted at 10:13AM on May 20th 2008 by anonymous

10. That was repugnant.

Posted at 10:14AM on May 20th 2008 by sara

11. Trust me you all, as of right now I live in Asheville, NC. I am not from there. And I can personally attest to everyone on tmz that I have seen worse, and worse to the same age audience. I actually applaud Fergies's preformance irregardless though. Fergie rocks!!!

Posted at 10:16AM on May 20th 2008 by GEB

12. wow, now that's some energy in the morning...you go, girl! i like fergie. she held her own when she sang with heart, that sold me on her.

Posted at 10:19AM on May 20th 2008 by Ledbetter1212

13. That was SO innappropriate! It looks like it's from the Today show, which is a family show, not late night HBO. Crawling around on the floor seductively in front of what looks like 5-year-olds is disgusting. Is she CLUELESS?? One thing she's definitely not is Ann Wilson -- That song was way above her abilities.

Posted at 10:20AM on May 20th 2008 by cheriroyale

14. I like Fergie, but it wasn't the right place for her to be quite that sexy. She's out in broad daylight with alot of little kids around. She should have toned it down a bit. I felt embarrassed for her.

Posted at 10:20AM on May 20th 2008 by pattijen

15. Why the hell would she want to move around like that right in a little kid's face? Poor kids, they're going to be scarred for life :(

Posted at 10:30AM on May 20th 2008 by Jeloco

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