Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning

5/20/2008 10:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
There's nothing like watching Fergie first thing in the AM, simulating oral sex, hyper-shaking her bootay, doing cartwheels in poured-on pants.

Unless you're just getting ready to go into the eighth grade. Then it just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.