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Jamie Lynn's Baby Will Grow Up in a Barn

This is how they roll in Kentwood –- Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are getting geared up for their new arrival, and it looks like Casey is ready to put his feet up.

People reports that J & C got a bunch of furniture delivered to their new house, including a leather recliner, a leather sofa, and a king-size canopy bed. The nursery for the Spears rugrat also has in interesting color scheme: pink, brown, and "silver-green."

The best part? Their new property has a studio (which used to be a hair salon) – and a barn. Of course it does.

Papa Joe –- Selling Romo Like AshPete?


Yet again we learn that Joe Simpson will do anything to cash in on his lil' girls.

Us Weekly says that Joe asked Romo to ditch his agent and let him manage his career – oh, and by the way, Tony has a $67 mil contract with the Dallas Cowboys. And that's not all –- Joe apparently offered to sell the story of Jess and Tony's engagement and subsequent wedding to a magazine.

One little problem: they're not engaged yet.

If Only Paris Hilton Knew About This


With celeb DUI judge Michael Sauer off the bench for good, there's additional hope for celebs who are trying to stay on the right side of the law – and its name is Sobrietol.

It's a dietary supplement in powder form (no, not cocaine) that you mix with water, and its makers claim that it'll reduce your blood alcohol level – not to mention the hangover the next day. Plus all that redness that Asian folks get?

No word on how long it will take Sobrietol to put TMZ out of business.

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16. HAHAHAHA!! Your a genius!!

Posted at 10:34AM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

17. In an attempt to make some humor at Jamie Lynn's expense you have failed again, as you usually do.

Posted at 10:36AM on Jun 5th 2008 by jessicarox

18. Good for them - raising a child in the country in a nice home that has a barn is preferable to raising it in TMZ-land, where people just act like barnyard animals (no offense to the real animals). Maybe, just maybe, this kid has a chance for a normal life.

Posted at 10:39AM on Jun 5th 2008 by Nan

19. "..redness that Asian folk get." Another racist comment on TMZ!

Posted at 10:43AM on Jun 5th 2008 by Julie

20. i think jami-lynn is adorable. she looks alot like a young britney in that picture... and i've seen thier new home and property, i think it's cool. ;-)

Posted at 11:05AM on Jun 5th 2008 by Ledbetter1212

21. Joe Simpson has some seriously extra large b***s to even entertain such an idea about Tony much less say it out loud! What a freaking pompous ass he is.

Posted at 11:05AM on Jun 5th 2008 by Nikki

22. Why are you bashing southerners? Trust me Harvey... your life ain't all that grand.

Posted at 11:08AM on Jun 5th 2008 by Meepo

23. Jessica-say goodbye to Tony...

Posted at 11:17AM on Jun 5th 2008 by okay...

24. Joe Simpson has already alienated most of his "old" friends in Dallas...............If he keeps F in with Tony, he will have the state of Texas on his heels!

Leave well enough alone Joe!

Posted at 11:22AM on Jun 5th 2008 by Dallas

25. I would probably say the judges moronic and inconsistent rulings is why he is no longer there. I don't know where this judge was educated at but he really lacked common sense more than anything.

Posted at 11:39AM on Jun 5th 2008 by Sam45

26. How long will it take Sobrietal to put TMZ out of business? Not soon enough!

I'm sick of this site, written by 19-year-olds who think every has-been sex and drug joke in the world is hilariously funny and that the world revolves around the cellulite of a perfectly normal-size woman.

Now let's add to that the racist Asian remark about slanty eyes in the Sobrietal story. Hmmm, TMZ sure does love to call out every dumb drunk "celebrity" who utters the N word out loud but hatred against Asians and women? No problem!

Goodbye forever TMZ, you're nothing but a bunch of no-talent stalkers and Harvey's supposed law degree is probably printed in Crayola. Ugh, you guys make me ill.

Posted at 11:44AM on Jun 5th 2008 by TMZ IS RACIST

27. Why does TMZ feel a need to perpetuate Southern stereotypes? Your comments are so mean spirited. There was a time when I preferred this site for entertainment news but that's no longer true. I am capable of forming my own opinions and don't need or appreciate your low rent, "mean girl" comments!! You aren't edgy and fun...you are BULLIES!

Posted at 11:56AM on Jun 5th 2008 by td

28. alright.. quit with the stupid "barn/country" comments. Many people in the United States actually ENJOY living in the country and having a barn.. I guess that whole American dream is lost out in LA LA land. Wake up and realize your website isn't just read by city folk.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jun 5th 2008 by lyn

29. TMZ, what is wrong with you? Obviously a pack of talentless, jealous stalkers with nothing better to do than to find ways to trash celebs. That idiotic article makes it seem that there is something wrong with the fact there is a barn and studio on Jamie Lynn's new property. That is the beauty of having a nice big piece of property in a rural town - you have the room and a good use for barns and other outbuildings. Sounds like a fun, healthy place to raise a child, although I am not condoning 16 year old mothers by any means.

Joe Simpson is the epitome of a Parasitic Papa. I don't know how jessica can have a shred of respect for him, but then she has proven she isnt the sharpest pencil in the box. If Tony really likes jessica (though I cannot imagine why), he needs to put his foot down and tell the Parasite to BACK OFF and not give in an inch to this creep.

Posted at 12:04PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

30. are Joe Simpson and his wife divorced? i think that TMZ should start writing more about Joe and his scandalous lifestyle that doesn't revolve around his daughters. do some DIGGING! Write stories that are embarassing for him, make him the paparazzi target, and start REALLY ruining HIS personal life. Then maybe he will back down about whoring out his daughters lives? I don't know...but i think that would be more fun to read about. The minister that drinks and is "satan" rather than what he portrays himself as?

Posted at 12:11PM on Jun 5th 2008 by iowa girl

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